SimplyMC: Where Villagers drink tea, creepers apologise, and griefers cry in rain

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SimplyMC Minecraft Server

Overview
Welcome to SimplyMC, where we bring back the simplicity and joy of classic Minecraft. We welcome all players, whether its Megabase builders, or Technical Farm Designers! Our server is all about community, ensuring that every player has a voice in any changes and encouraging contributions to server projects and regular events.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What types of players are welcome on SimplyMC?	We welcome all players, whether you’re a Megabase builder or a Technical Farm Designer!
What kind of community projects does SimplyMC have?	Our community works together on projects in the overworld, nether, and end dimensions to enhance the player experience.
Is there a modded server available?	Yes, we have a modded server running the BetterMC modpack for a different Minecraft experience.
Is there an online map available for players?	Yes, we have a live map (BlueMap) where players can view their creations and place markers.
When is the server reset and the Minecraft 1.21 update happening?	The server reset and Minecraft 1.21 update will occur this Sunday, bringing new features and biomes.
How can I join SimplyMC?	You can join our Discord at simplymc.net or use the server IP at join.simplymc.net

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