SillySteveMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for all the derpy, wacky, and downright ridiculous players out there!

Join us if you want to witness players building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of dirt, or if you want to see someone try to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it’s a flying mount. Our server is a non-stop comedy show filled with hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! We also have epic events like the annual “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. And let’s not forget about our infamous “Prank Wars” where players compete to pull off the most outrageous and elaborate pranks on each other.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and be prepared for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of facepalms. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Potions Brewed:	167
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

DemonsLand Season 3

Economy, LifeSteal

Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MCSugars

Economy, Survival

MCSugars is a survival server based on a diamond economy, with loads of cool features including land claims, pwarps, chest shops, crates, marriage and more

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Star Shards Collected:	265	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MitoloskaSLO

Economy, Survival

Slovenian survival server because you start as a servant and can become a GOD! Come and join! more in the video: https://youtu.be/nIFqOfCyZBU

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Emeralds Found:	8393	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

NiftySMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	465	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MythriaNET

Cross-Play, Economy

Mythria.NET – Your CityBuild network [1.8.x – 1.19.x]

__________________________________________________________________Welcome to Mythria.NET, Glad you found us here! Info: For voting you will receive a gift on our server.__________________________________________________________________

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Towns Built:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Farms Harvested:	928
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

AxolotlSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the AxolotlSMP!We are a dedicated server that is willing to be the server that goes above and beyond to give you the true vanilla SMP experience. We have some of the most custom features that you will ever see!▪ 1. Dungeons: Enter the dungeons and slay the commanders of each dungeon and earn loot along the way ▪ 2. Vanilla Gameplay: We’re bringing Vanilla back! Play your favorite game Minecraft but with additional twists and more! ▪ 3. Weekly Events: We have fun, engaging and exciting gameplay every single week! You’ll never get bored! ▪ 4. Storyline: Join and expierence an ongoing storyline. Meet new characters and new locations! ▪ 5. Custom Structures: Find large castles in the wild and loot them or make it your base! ▪ 6. Balanced Economy: Our economy is built to last! Years of experience ensuring that you’ll have fun! ▪ 6. Professional Staff: Our staff members are the best. No more abuse or unfair treatment! ▪ 7. Custom Everything: Everything is made by our team! Our plugins, artwork, builds, and models are all custom!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Buildings Constructed:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

ShatteredVanilla

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, Survival

ShatteredVanilla is a awesome server with multiple gamemodes such survival, hardcore gamemode coming soon, and more awesome gamemodes! we have awesome developers and staff to make your gameplay awesome. We have a cool discord where we host giveaways and events! We even host weekly crystal, sword, pot, cart, and elytra pvp events weekly too! This is a awesome server to meet new friends team up and make server ruling empires to try get ready for the end event every 4 months. We have cool ranks, insane builds, good pvp, and a awesome community for you to play with.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftyMynes

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Join us at CraftyMynes, We are a 100 percent Vanilla Server with great staff and Strong Community! Using all the newest features of Minecraft we have created an exceptional survival experience with TP/SetHome, arenas, parkour, and serverAI.Raiding and Griefing are: Allowed! Mob Griefing is: Enabled!Play on our Server: myne.fun Check out our Forum: https://forum.craftymynes.comWe always use the best hardware with many optimizations: Ryzen 7 5800X Watercooled 64GB ECC RAM 2TB NVMe RAID 1.0Gbps

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CrafterLife

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

You are dead. WHAT? Yes, I know it’s shocking to us as well, but you are dead. HOW? You should be more careful when crossing the road. Truck-kun is everywhere. You wake up in a place with ultimate freedom! Endless exploration! This is your Crafting Afterlife. Welcome, to CrafterLife. CrafterLife is a NO-LAG fun server with friendly players! We don’t police the players here, we believe you can take care of yourselves with the right tools. Protect your land from being griefed with land claims. Someone said something you don’t like? Ignore them with /ignore ! We hope you’re as excited to be here as we are to have you. Enjoy your stay!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Animals Bred:	186	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Star Shards Collected:	153	Farms Harvested:	816
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.