Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for all the derpy, wacky, and downright ridiculous players out there!

Join us if you want to witness players building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of dirt, or if you want to see someone try to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it’s a flying mount. Our server is a non-stop comedy show filled with hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! We also have epic events like the annual “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. And let’s not forget about our infamous “Prank Wars” where players compete to pull off the most outrageous and elaborate pranks on each other.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and be prepared for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of facepalms. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 106/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Gods Slained: 1 Secret Passages Found: 4
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • CoolKidzTable Hardcore Server

    CoolKidzTable Hardcore Server
    Embark on an adrenaline-fueled odyssey in our Hardcore Minecraft Server, where every heartbeat echoes with the thrill of danger. Forge your empire in the crucible of survival, where the sun-kissed days give way to treacherous nights teeming with unseen perils. Remember, you possess only three lives – a precious trinity that stands between you and the abyss.

    In this relentless RPG adventure, alliances are forged and shattered, and your mettle will be tested against the ruthless wilderness. Navigate the shifting landscapes, each step resonating with the echoes of untold dangers and untapped wonders. Traverse vast hills and unearth the secrets concealed within the unexplored biomes that beckon with the promise of both fortune and peril.

    Engage in a dance of risk and reward as you trade with rival factions or embark on daring raids to seize their spoils. The line between predator and prey is blurred, and every encounter is a high-stakes gamble. The thrill of the chase, the clash of steel, and the pulse of the unknown set the stage for an immersive experience.

    But beware, for in this unforgiving realm, death is an ever-present specter, and your lives are a finite currency. The choices you make, the battles you wage, and the alliances you forge will shape your destiny. Will you rise to legendary heights or succumb to the relentless forces that seek to claim you?

    Enter the Hardcore Minecraft world, where survival is not just a game – it’s a heart-pounding, high-stakes adventure that will test the limits of your skill, courage, and cunning. Are you ready to embrace the challenge and write your own tale of conquest and survival? The countdown begins, and the shadows await your every move. May the odds be ever in your favor, and may you carve a legacy that withstands the sands of time. Good luck, and may your journey be as perilous as it is rewarding!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Roanoke Network

    Roanoke Network

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24
    Void Gems Collected: 22 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • LethalTactics

    LethalTactics

    What Is LethalTactics? LethalTactics is a bukkit sever that was started by one man and a dedicated vps server in Dallas, Texas. LethalTactics was started because one person, RogueCmdr, was tired of being put down by the man. So He developed a new type of server. A survival server where admins are very nice to you. We Love to always add plugins seeing how we use bukkit. We were one of the first 1.0.0 Bukkit Minecraft servers.

    Does LethalTactics use any Economy System? Yes. We use Iconomy. We use this because, we see it as the best economy plugin for the players. It also comes with the great Chest Shop Plugin.We also have the official market at spawn with almost all the blocks in the game (sign interactive shop system).

    Vote For Diamonds Here: http://www.lethaltactics.net

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Alien Abductions: 0
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • ZeldaCraft

    ZeldaCraft

    ZeldaCraft is a Legend of Zelda inspired server with custom Spells and an RPG system. Team up with friends to play through our dozens of custom Dungeons and unlock fun rewards along the way! When you’re not solving puzzles or doing parkour, relax with friends in one of our multiple Survival worlds!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 72 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • ✪ ClownerCraft: A Network for Building ✪ Building-based Ranks | No-PVP Survival | Creative | Contests

    ✪ ClownerCraft: A Network for Building ✪  Building-based Ranks | No-PVP Survival | Creative | Contests
    ✪ ClownerCraft: A Network for Building ✪  Building-based Ranks | No-PVP Survival | Creative | Contests Minecraft Server

    ✪ ClownerCraft: A Network for Building

    A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity.

    ClownerCraft was founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!

    ✪ Our Servers ✪✪ Survival ✪No-PVP, No-Grief Survival serverA unique building-based ranks systemEconomy, with player-run shopsAccess Custom heads and maps in /tokenshop

    ✪ Creative ✪Plots and Freebuild creative worldsA unique building-based ranks systemLimited Worldedit accessAccess Custom heads and maps in /hdb and /tokenshop

    ✪ PureSurvival ✪Survival with no artificial flavoursNo-PVP, No Grief, No Ranks

    ✪ Carnival ✪A mini theme park right within our networkEnjoy functional rides and minigames.Win tokens to spend in our sandbox servers!

    ✪ Contests and Events ✪Bi-Weekly Contests and other eventsIncluding build contests, community projects and more

    Website | Forums | Discord | Store

    ✪ ClownerCraft: A Network for Building ✪  Building-based Ranks | No-PVP Survival | Creative | Contests Minecraft Server

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 29
    Demon Skulls Collected: 38 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Villages Defended: 10 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Survive Together [1.20 Survival]

    Survive Together [1.20 Survival]
    Come survive together at Survive Together!

    We have created a survival server with a set of plugins that improves the experience, but is not overwhelming. You have the standard set of commands (/home, /spawn, /etc), land claiming, and player shops and a server shop. We also aim to foster a friendly and welcoming community. See you on the server!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • sparklproductions

    sparklproductions

    hi there,

    oure server has a backstory to it come online to find out.

    when we update the server oure story will continue further and new things will be added

    come join us and most off all have fun

    ranks are: – default – member – trustedmember – donor – vip donor

    donators will have acces to the donator creative world we are still working on this 1

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 12
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Dimension Hops: 9 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • HexicMC

    HexicMC

    HexicMC is a fast growing network server. Hexic has been creating servers since 2013. HexicMC features Prison, Skyblock, Towny, Pixelmon and Factions!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Gods Slained: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Falling into the Void: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Architect SMP [Semi-vanilla] [SMP] {21+} {Builders community} {Whitelist} {Java} {1.20.1} {Hard}

    Architect SMP [Semi-vanilla] [SMP] {21+} {Builders community} {Whitelist} {Java} {1.20.1} {Hard}
    ARCHTIECT SMP SEASON 5

    The ArchitectSMP is an inclusive and warm group with the aim of making a pretty world together brimming with stories, possible (super-secret) shenanigans and amazing memories.

    Our vision drives us to keep redstone use to a minimal, meaning we do have foundational rules to keep farming to a relaxed level of use.

    We are looking for individuals who must be 21 years or older, preferably from the American or European time zones. Whether you’re a seasoned builder or just branching out, you’ll find a welcoming community of Architects of all walks of life who are always willing to join in, collaborate and talk.

    Join us to be connected to the stories of our homes, community areas and player lore! From shops in the ground; to a megazord in the rocky sea. We can’t wait to see what you may create! Season 5 of Architect SMP has started just recently with bases and shenanigans blooming around the server!

    **-= APPLICATIONS =-**

    Join our discord, go to the #application channel, and fill in the application at the top!We may ask to see screenshots of your favourite build to show us your style, inspirations, and overall vibe as a possible future Architect!

    Architect Links

    Architect Website: https://info.architectsmp.com

    Discord: https://discord.gg/9yuBRrKZ6C

    Dyn Map: https://map.architectsmp.com

    Sever Location: France

    “A lovely server. Considerate and thoughtful group of people with some really skillful and impressive builds. Owners diligently tend to their server. I cannot say enough good things about it, come and build a few things.”- Fromita

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8810 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Compbuild REDUX | 10+ Unique Worlds to build in | Unique Tools | WorldEdit for everyone.

    Compbuild REDUX | 10+ Unique Worlds to build in | Unique Tools | WorldEdit for everyone.
    Compbuild REDUX | 10+ Unique Worlds to build in | Unique Tools | WorldEdit for everyone. Minecraft Server

    Compbuild Creative is a Minecraft creative realism community that hosts over 5+ worlds to build in and unleash your ambition! There are two main ranks on Compbuild which are guest and member. Guest is given to you after you read rules at spawn, you’re given access to only one world to build in.

    To gain access to more tools and worlds, apply for member!

    Compbuild REDUX | 10+ Unique Worlds to build in | Unique Tools | WorldEdit for everyone. Minecraft Server

    Compbuild REDUX | 10+ Unique Worlds to build in | Unique Tools | WorldEdit for everyone. Minecraft Server

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 150 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Dimension Hops: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 41
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 New Chunks Explored: 430279
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • PhanaticMC

    PhanaticMC

    Thank you for being interested in the PhanaticMC Network! There are many fun things for you to do here, so connect to play.phanaticmc.com and check us out!

    Gamemodes include: skyblock – skygrid – factions – creative – minigames – dropper – survival – pvp – capture the flag – skywars – avatar bending

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • EggCraft

    EggCraft

    EggCraft is a newly founded small server with Minigames like SkyBlock and Survival More to come is it still early in development but we would love for you to drop by!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 9806
    Villages Defended: 13 Divine Scrolls Written: 16

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Lootcraft [1.20.4] [Survival & Creative] [Land Claims ⛏] [💵 Chest Shops 💰] [🌟 Player Warps ✨]

    Lootcraft [1.20.4] [Survival & Creative] [Land Claims ⛏] [💵 Chest Shops 💰] [🌟 Player Warps ✨]
    Lootcraft Logo

    Welcome to Lootcraft, a survival/creative server with a friendly community! We offer a chill and laid back experience, so if you’re looking for a casual server to play on you’ve come to the right place! We offer many features, such as land claiming to protect your builds, chest shops and auctions to buy and sell items, and player warps so other players can check out what you made. With the world border being 10,000 x 10,000, there is plenty of land to explore. Come join us and become part of the Lootcraft community!

    Server IP: play.lootcraft.orgDiscord: discord.gg/zGGXXd4Jdr

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Runes Activated: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Royal Decrees Issued: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Chunk TV! Production Team! Java / Bedrock

    Chunk TV! Production Team! Java / Bedrock
    Enjoy! Production Team! Java / Bedrock v1.20.4

    Server supports PC Java and Windows Edition, PSN, Xbox, Switch, and Mobile!

    Mostly we’re an 18+ community. We make videos, feature builds and definitely like getting to know players. We’ve got a great community and we’d be glad to have you come join us!

    This server used to originally exist as a vanilla server that began getting players around 2014. Shortly after, we decided to move over to Attack of the B-Team. Where we actually were at the top of the charts on voting sites. Right behind Keralis, one of the creators of Attack of the B-Team himself, who held the #3 spot (the first two spots being paid ads, so technically Keralis #1, us #2). Back then, we had a community of a couple thousand strong, and 30 active users on the server nearly 24 hours a day. After awhile, we questioned whether or not we wanted to change modpacks. We cast a vote and switched to FTB Infinity. I transferred over player’s builds, our admin cities, everything important. For some reason a fair portion our community wound up having trouble running the modpack. This kinda dwindled until eventually closing the server in 2016. When I couldn’t afford to keep the server up and to the standards we needed to run the modpack, without community support that we had on B-Team.

    The server is BACK though! The Production Team! rides again.

    We spent a ton of time cleaning up Central City from being in Attack of the B-Team. Removing all the errors from tearing it out of the modpack. The blending into the seed was a bit more smooth, especially with the polishing Ricardo and I did.

    We’ve got a pretty big focus on train stations, if you can’t tell from Central Station. So if you build together with people and make towns, or rural outposts near eachother. We can make you a Station and link you into our train network, granted you didn’t go millions of blocks away from Central Station. If you’d rather build your own station, we can integrate it into the Safe Zone network. All rail travel will be protected from PvP. So travel safe and secure thousands of blocks through our network while you go make yourself a tasty sandwich (protection from mobs not included).

    TO RETURNING PLAYERS FROM ATTACK OF THE B-TEAM or INFINITY:

    Yes, I MAY have a copy of your build. It MAY be possible to restore it into the current world. Do I always have time to do this? No… sadly. But, if you either message me on Discord, or send me a message through the in-world /mail system. I will mark it as a priority.

    VOTIFIER (UNDER CONSTRUCTION) ENABLED! – youtube.com/chunktvgames – chunktv.com

    BUYCRAFT AVAILABLE! Visit our page on chunktv.buycraft.net to purchase Donator Packs! (Temporarily unavailable…)

    Forum: forum.chunktvlive.com

    Discord:

    Rules:Respect adminsPlay fairI’m not even going to list things like no spamming because that’s common sense.Disputes will be moderated via in-world Court. (yes, we’re serious)

    Server Location: U.S. East

    Owner: Chunk_TV

    Also please like our FB page for updates and easy contact with owners and admin! facebook.com/chunktvproductionteam

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43 Titanic Battles Fought: 11
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4030 Epic Battles Fought: 20

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • CRYSTAL LAKE SURVIVAL

    CRYSTAL LAKE SURVIVAL

    Master Survival and build your empire. 30 Min. Deathban. Griefing, Theft and Murder are allowed. Leave the Spawn Island to get started.

    Other info: No world resets.

    In the rare case of a reset: -Account balances and Stats are carried over. -There’ll be time to bring a few personal items into the new world.

    Bonus: Survive in the mall from George Romero’s Dawn of the Dead!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Mythical Quests Completed: 14
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 39 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Villages Defended: 9
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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