SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6718
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Potions Brewed:	105	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Divine Spears Created:	26	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

MC.RANK.LV

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	192
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Emeralds Found:	3886	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Welcome to MC.RANK.LV, where nostalgia meets excitement! Immerse yourself in the classic charm of our Oldschool Factions server, tailored for version 1.8. Engage in thrilling survival adventures, conquer territories with factions, and test your PvP skills in intense battles. Explore our carefully curated shop for unique items and gear. Join us for a journey back to the roots of Minecraft gaming, where every block holds a story. Experience the magic of MC.RANK.LV – your ultimate destination for timeless fun and camaraderie.

mc.rank.lv

Speedsteal

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	423
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

About us

Our Game Modes

RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

play.speedsteal.fun

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	825
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1

thevastMC.mcserver.us

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1506
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Buildings Constructed:	42	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ores Mined:	9635	Holy Grails Found:	1

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

play.valenmc.com

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4686
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Potions Brewed:	198
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Enchantments Applied:	53	Dragon Scales Harvested:	125
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21

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us-03.hostmine.com.br:20129

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3804
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	2

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

musecraft.me:50898

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7034
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

play.koffinetwork.xyz

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2184
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Towns Built:	1
Potions Brewed:	68	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

play.azuryth.com:25050

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7545
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Buildings Constructed:	22	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Mines Excavated:	3935	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

play.pirate-mc.com

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1267
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	163
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ores Mined:	6926

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

iceanarchy.org

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7780
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Dragon Eggs Found:	6812	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Kasaicraft.com

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6688
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Farms Harvested:	601
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23

What is The Village?

play.villagemc.co

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7174
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Holy Grails Found:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	39

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

play.omegamc.org:30315

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8100
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Enchantments Applied:	110	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

play.norcrascraft.com

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9945
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Dimension Hops:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

dreamscape.nodecraft.gg