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Gatekeeper’s Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Apocalypse, athlete black men, blonde women, brunette women, Community, dessert, Diversity, ethical dilemma, food supply, Gatekeepers, group dynamics, Hunger, long-term planning, moral choices, Realm, Resource Management, sacrifice, secure bunker, Shelter, Survival, tough decision, white women

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4686
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	332
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate apocalypse scenario!

Imagine being in a bunker with a bunch of athlete black men, fighting for survival and food for 15 years!

Or picture yourself with a group of 50 blonde and brunette white women aged 18-25, trying to survive and thrive on only 10 years worth of food!

But wait, there’s more! How about teaming up with 10 assorted desserts on a stick that are completely useless in a fight, but will keep you fed for 18 years!

Join now and choose your group wisely, because in this Minecraft server, the apocalypse is just the beginning of the madness!

EternalBlockParty – Minecraft SMP

EternalBlockParty, Life goals Longevity Happiness Health Fulfillment Dreams Contentment Love Success Wealth Family Peace Wisdom Adventure Prosperity Gratitude Passion Balance Purpose Abundance, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9315
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	2988	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Void Armor Forged:	27	Zombie Dances:	8

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena. Yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

We’ve got a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that drops fried chicken wings as loot. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will launch you into the stratosphere. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you infinite hunger.

So, if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a wild ride, my dude.

CraftyCreationsMC

Afterlife, Beliefs, CraftyCreationsMC, creator, deity, Divine, Existence, FAITH, GOD, Higher power, moral code, opinion, philosophy, PRAYER, Religion, salvation, spirituality, Supernatural, theology, Universe, Worship

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4468
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Runes Activated:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Zombie Dances:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server where even God himself plays? That’s right, our server is so amazing that even the big man upstairs can’t resist logging on to build some epic structures and battle it out with other players. Join now to see if you can take on God in a PvP match or team up with him to create the ultimate base. Who knows, maybe he’ll even bless you with some diamond armor for good luck! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to impress the man upstairs!

TrumpCraft: Last Stand Ukraine

administration, Allies, cooperation, Defence, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Military, nato, Politics, president, SECURITY, Stand, strategic partnership, summit, TRANSITION, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9781
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Falling into the Void:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95

🤣🤣🤣 OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we pretend to be Ukraine allies tryna hold off Trump before he takes office! 🇺🇦🤝🤡 We build giant walls and have epic battles with zombie pigmen dressed as politicians! 💥🐷 And if u join now, u get a free pet chicken named Hillary Cluckton! 🐔👑 So come on, join us in the fight against the orange menace and let’s show him who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels! 🌍🎮 #UkraineAlliesUnite #TrumpTakedown #MinecraftMadness 😂🔥

Firestorm Frenzy

abrupt climate change, Firestorm, Frenzy, increased wildfire activity, past periods, potential feature, significant shifts, study, temperature fluctuations, tropical rainfall patterns, world

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5859
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6600
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest wildfires you’ve ever seen! we’ve got crazy weather patterns that will keep you on your toes as you try to survive the flames. who needs boring old regular climate when you can have abrupt climate change in minecraft? come join us for a fiery adventure like no other!

Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6315
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7423
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Ores Mined:	2433	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Buildings Constructed:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Magic Items Found:	7463	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1853
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3571
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ores Mined:	6062
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7488
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Animals Bred:	74
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Potions Brewed:	79
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mines Excavated:	2884

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8638
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4611
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2408
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1199	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2594
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7145
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

Players:	106/200	Votes:	8167
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ores Mined:	6697	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Dragon Eggs Found:	5393
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9