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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere, or participate in epic llama races where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!

Our community is filled with quirky characters like Bob the Creeper Whisperer, who can tame even the most explosive mobs with a single stare, and Sally the Sheep Herder, who can knit you a sweater out of wool faster than you can say “baa.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SwoleCraft

Creative, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

IP for PC/Java: play.swolecraft.com The official Stomsh Minecraft server! Featuring: Economy Survival, Creative plots, SkyWars, SkyBlock and PVP! New gamemodes will be added soon. NEW: The mall! Get your own shop to sell your items to other players in the beautiful new mall! The survival is an economy 1.16.5 survival, you can claim land, buy various items in the shop, trade with other players and you can even buy your own shop in the mall where you can sell your items! You can survival with all your friends, because the server is cross-platform!

You can play with your Bedrock MCPE and W10 Edition as well! IP for bedrock (PE/W10) clients: bedrock.swolecraft.com (port: 25565) There is a nice community, especially on the official Discord. Please come and have a look around!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	308	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SoftSlayer | 1.9 – 1.20.4 | Survival | Small Server | Community-focused | Java & Bedrock Crossplay

120smp, Community, crossplay, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minigames, Nolandclaim, Nomapresets, PvP, Semivanilla, Survival

SoftSlayer is a small and simple community survival server. We are mostly vanilla with some sprinkles. Server has been running since 2011 non-stop, how unlucky. Bedrock support for PC, phones, Switch, PS4, PS5, Xbox etc.

Dynmap – Discord

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━⇒ How to join━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━Java IP: softslayer.com

Bedrock IP: softslayer.com:25612

How to connect with Bedrock via consoles:Xbox – PS4, PS5 – Switch

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Alien Abductions:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

KiwiCloud

PvP, Skyblock

This is an amazing skyblock server where having fun is the top priority. We want to make your experience different than any other average skyblock server. We hope that you will at least check out our server and we hope you have fun.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Holocraft

Earth, MCMMO, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.

• Survival – 1.18.1 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.18.1 • Vanilla – 1.18.1 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soon

IP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://store.holocraft.xyz Discord: https://discord.holocraft.xyz

Connect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.18.1 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

🔥 Vanilla Anarchy 🔥 NO HACKS 🔥 1.19

Anarchy, Nocheat, Nohacks, Nolag, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IP: anarchy.mcffa.net

🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

Grief.

Steal.

Set traps.

Kill.

Harass.

Infiltrate your enemy’s base.

Use whatever language you like.

ONLY hackers get banned.

Everything else is fair game!

The world NEVER gets reset, and has a 30 million block radius.

Explore anywhere and everywhere you want, but you’re on your own. No plugins, no starter kits. Hard mode is on.

This is old-school vanilla survival multiplayer.

Good luck!

🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

IP: anarchy.mcffa.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1502	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Athenaz

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Athenaz is a Minecraft Survival server created in March of 2020 by Yolk3y. Friendship, Rivalry, Creativity, and Survival are main aspects of Athenaz. A place truly magical and a server built off true community, Athenaz is a highly welcoming environment.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Prism

Survival, Whitelist

#1 Christian Minecraft Server. Family safe and kid friendly! We are not just a meme. We ask player to follow our guidelines and rules and help keep Prism a friendly environment for all players!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Void Armor Forged:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MCVerse City

bedrock, Claims, Economy, Griefprevention, HARD, java, market, Openworld, PvE, Surival, Survival

UpdatesNovember Update – Global Markets and Improved Economy

Now easier to get more sethomes as well as trade with other players to get the blocks you need to build your dream hideout! Or.. just dig your way out!! Our community grows..

September 21 Event Start: Pocket world and Seasons!!

We’ve also added player warps for you to share your builds with.

General Info

Stable vanilla survival experience with a mature community to trade and connect with. RandomTP, Claims, Market, Unlimited Open World. We plan to be around for a long time, perfect for casual and dedicated gamers alike.

Massive world, no limits! 30k x 30k wild warp will expand as it gets used.

Play on your own terms. Get your own world! Free 10k block claim.

Market now live!

Visit discord for map leaks. Recently upgraded server for no lag!

Java Bedrock crossplay now available.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

zombie-craft.se

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

A Swedish stable server since 2018 with ranker economy and landclaim mcmmo and dynmap and discord and a few other bits and pieces…

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Emeralds Found:	7540
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Pixels Semi-Vanilla SMP (VOICE CHAT) 1.18-1.20.4 (bedrock/java)

bedrock, Bedrockjavacrossplay, Crossplatform, java, Proximitychat, Seasons, Semivanilla, Simplevoicechat, Survival, Temperature, Voicechat, Vrsupport

Pixel SMP

• Semi-Vanilla, lgbtq friendly minecraft server!

• Temperatures and seasons!

• Cross-Platform, Bedrock x Java!

• Free Daily Crate Keys!

• Simple Voice Chat mod 1.20.1 supported!

• VR ViveCraft mod supported!

Bedrock port: 5216

https://discord.gg/s9JAnpAGrJ

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Star Shards Collected:	265	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

AnarchyMC

Anarchy

AnarchyMC is a anarchy server where you can kill anyone, wherever and whenever, no spawn protection, no queue, friendly staff and most importantly, GUILDS! Make your own guilds and get your own discord channels. We make the world size bigger and bigger every week, don’t miss out on the oppurtunity to get resources untill they get destroyed by the waves of new players.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Astral Projections Made:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1537	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SlimeCraft Slimefun

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

SlimeCraft 1.20 Java y Bedrock Play from 1.9 to 1.20.1 24/7 and 0 Lag Get machines, new tools, weapons, special armor, backpacks, elevators and more than 1000 special items with Slimefun. Over 250 new OP enchantments. Many missions that will give you epic rewards. Dungeons and Bosses Protections of all sizes Events and Giveaways. And much more! https://discord.gg/72Wm5cY6gV

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

★ i-Pixelmon.com | Pixelmon Reforged (Online Since 2014) ★

Fly, Freeranks, Gymleaders, Gyms, Keepinventory, Landclaim, Legendarypixelmon, Legendarypokemon, Nogrief, Noraid, Pixelmon, Pixelmon Reforged, Pixelmonbestserver, Pixelmonextras, Pixelmonmod, Pixelmonreforged, pokemon, Pokemonminecraft, PvE, Pvpdisabled, Roleplay, RPG, Shinystarters

WWW.TINYURL.COM/INSTALLPIXEL

[NOTE] It only takes TWO Minutes To Install through our LINK Above!

How is I-Pixelmon different from other servers?-Pixelmon Showdown-Battle Tower-Real Gym Leaders-Real Elite Four Members-Real Server Champion-Boss Room-Training Tower-EV Training Room-Boss Raids-Rewarded Trivia-Land Claiming-Actual Survival (Building and Mining)-Keep Inventory-GTS-WonderTrade-Player ShopsAND A LOT MORE!

i-Network has been running since December of 2012! We are here for the long run. We are motivated to give our community expected updates, uptime, and most importantly, peace of mind knowing their progress won’t be gone from an unexpected server closure like most new servers nowadays.

Join I-Pixelmon.com today for the ultimate Pixelmon experience!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	New Chunks Explored:	75954
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Oasis SMP [1.20+] Claiming | Skills | Fishing | Jobs

Customcontent, Fishing, Landclaim, Skills, smp, Survival, Towny

Oᴀsɪs Sᴍᴘ

Looking for a chill, friendly SMP server for Java Edition? Look no further, Oᴀsɪs Sᴍᴘ is for you!

IP: play.oasissmp.gg

Discord: https://discord.gg/NT8yJst82E

We are a relatively new survival multiplayer server in active development with updates released every 2-3 weeks. We use a custom resource pack on the server for our custom content textures and models (you will be prompted to use it when you join the server). The server was opened on November 24 after over a year in development.

At the moment, our features include:

🏝️ Land Claiming – Create a land and claim your base so your items are protected. Invite your friends, and join nations!

📜 Guide – An in game guide to get you started. Browse our server features with a custom GUI! (Use /guide in game to use)

🗺️ Multiple Worlds – Two main worlds to choose from: A fully custom generated map or a simple vanilla map.

🧭 Random Teleport – Teleport between worlds (Custom world, Vanilla world, and other dimensions)

⛏️ Resource Worlds – These three worlds reset every 2 weeks (Overworld resource, Nether resource, end resource)

🐪 Safari Nets – Catch mobs using safari nets for easier transportation

🎣Custom Fishing – Catch 50+ fish with more being added regularly (Yes, each fish has a custom texture)

👑 Ranks – Rank up to earn more commands and more chunks to claim for your land (You can even get /fly from the last rank!)

🎫 Tags – Earn tags to display before your rank and name in chat! (Tags can be earned from crates)

👷Jobs – Earn money to use on shops, ranking up, and land claiming. Level up your job to earn more money!

🎯 Skills – Level up to gain abilities and increase your personal stats. (Abilities such as speed mining, tree capacitator, etc.)

📋 Missions – Complete 12 random daily missions for rewards. Get an extra reward for completing all missions for each difficulty.

🛍️ Shops – Create a shop that other players can teleport to and buy from you. You may also sell or auction items using /ah!

💵 Player-run Economy – An economy that is completely run by players!

🎩 Cosmetics – Check out our cosmetics at /warp cosmetics! (Win cosmetics from crates, try them on at the warp)

⚒️Reforging – Reforge your tools and armor to get unique attributes on them

✅ Vote Rewards – Earn rewards from voting for the server using /vote in game! (Top 3 voters every month get bonus rewards)

Middle School Oasis [1.20+] Claiming | Skills | Fishing | Jobs Minecraft Server

Oᴀsɪs Sᴍᴘ [1.20+] Claiming | Skills | Fishing | Jobs

If you find any bugs please submit a ticket in the Discord so it can be fixed quickly. Any suggestions you may have can be posted in the Suggestions forum within the Discord as well.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

VanillasmithcraftSMP (1.20.4)

Landclaim, Minecraftserver, Minigames, Oldschool, PvE, PvP, Server, smp, Survival

VanillasmithcraftSMP (1.20.4) Minecraft Server

Java: vanillasmithcraftsmp.netBedrock: vanillasmithcraftsmp.net/Port-19132

▶ Resource pack Download Required

Nautical ranks

▶ Commitment to vanilla experience

We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and hope to find like-minded people. We never go beyond quality-of-life datapacks and never change or add anything that would change or break vanilla mechanics like technical changes or game changing plugins.

▶ Transparency & Community

No matter who you are or what your play style is, we want you to feel welcomed on VanillaSmithCraft SMP and we do our best to make that happen! We run on community feedback and all changes coming to the server are voted on and discussed beforehand. We have a trustworthy, respectful community and ask the same of you.

▶ Projects & Events

On VanillaSmithCraft SMP our goal is for everyone to have fun. We do this with frequent both player-made and server-made projects and events. Every once and a while we host events. These events can range from things like smaller minigames. We also have frequent building competitions and group projects.

How To Join

IP/ vanillasmithcraftsmp.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.