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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere, or participate in epic llama races where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!

Our community is filled with quirky characters like Bob the Creeper Whisperer, who can tame even the most explosive mobs with a single stare, and Sally the Sheep Herder, who can knit you a sweater out of wool faster than you can say “baa.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Towns Built:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Skyblock.fi

Welcome to Skyblock.fi!

Join today! IP: skyblock.fi

Some features:

– Experienced moderators and admins. – If you want to SkyGrid, do /usg home at server. – Lag-free and 24/7 server. – You can start your Skyblock instantly and you can invite your friends to there! – No whitelist, so you can start instantly!

Come and have fun!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	217	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Farms Harvested:	400	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5117

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

AmbarCraft Vanilla

Survival, Vanilla

This is our vanilla server, for all players who want to play just pure minecraft and dont like mods or plugins. It usually runs the most recent version of minecraft, even if our main server doesnt because its waiting for an updated Bukkit. If vanilla server player count is too low we sometimes might switch to run the newest snapshot instead, to test and play around with new features of upcoming game versions.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

DoctorWhoCraft

Welcome to DrWhoCraft! We are a small, friendly 24/7 server. We also have TARDISes bigger on the inside! Learn more about us at drwhocraft.webs.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	813	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ChocolateMC

Hello and thanks for taking time to look at our amazing server we are a 100% legit server -no hacks -mods on all the time -pvp toggle -great biomes -wonderfull staff -if you guys are interested in this server please check it out 🙂 i promise you will NOT waste your time

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PVPCraft

Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

PvPcraft

free TARDIS server

survival server including TARDIS plugin and towny.

Join your fellow time lords in an epic journey across space and time in the wonderful terrain pvpcraft has to offer. Journy across multiple worlds in a way you could previously only imagine.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ZoneCraft – PVP/NOPVP

Server open 24 hours – 0 lag PVP/NOPVP, Plots, Factions, Events and Much More! We will wait for you.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PunchGuts

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Join the Punchguts community for an action packed adventure or to simply show off your creativity. Our popular features include:

— HUNGERGAMES (with a twist) Pick from an abundance of kits to help you fight to survive. To help with this, You’re able to mine/place blocks for added material to help you get your way to the top.

— PVP (Factions) PVP1 is an abandoned city full of loot – if you happen to find it first! PVP2, an older, regular amplified world. Get members to become powerful, and claim land to become rich!

— PVE Explore the two worlds of PVE, regular or amplified world to gather resources and fight monsters. You can also claim chunks of land to protect your stuff!

–CREATIVE Show off your creative side! Amazing builders will be recognized, having the possibility of getting the Builder rank. (200) x (200) Sized plots!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Redstone Oinkcraft

Creative

If you are in Creative one time, and want to play survival the next minute? Well instead of switching your IP to another server, just type /spawn and enter another portal! All worlds use the same chat channels, so you can still talk to friends. We have Creative, Survival, Parkour, In the making of a redstone world and a Pixelart world, anyone has access to the Pixelart world but you need to donate for a plot there. Thanks for your support!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MzCraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

Server Full PVP 1.5.2 Events, Raffles, Mini Games TnT Run, PaintBall, SkyWars x1 Plugin, Anvils, Diamonds and More

www.mzcraft.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Void Gems Collected:	35	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Potions Brewed:	111	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Itchy Dog

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

If you want to have a good time playing Minecraft with a relaxed and friendly bunch of players, then why not drop by and try us out?

Itchy Dog is a Bungee network with 6 uniquely themed servers (plus Lobby), for you to play on. When you join, you’ll begin on the Lobby server, from there you can take portals to the play servers: Itchy Dog – Survival ChewToy – Creative DogEatDog – PvP with seige DogHouse – RPG, quests and magic Cerberus – Hunger Games that auto resets the world each game Rabid – hostile environment and mobs, PvP and Gods.

There’s a global chat system, so you can hop around the servers to mix up your game while still being able to chat with other players, whatever server they, or you, are on.

We welcome guests, so you can jump right in and start playing, and the NPCs on Lobby will give you start-up info, and can even auto-promote you to full member so you don’t have to wait for a staff response to get access to extra commands. Grief protection is available on each server, along with full logging and active staff to keep your builds safe.

We’re a small, friendly community with plenty of capacity for new players; we welcome all ages but we do expect mature and reasonable behaviour. We have a zero tolerance policy for griefing and anti-social behaviour, so if you’re looking for somewhere to chill and relax, playing Minecraft, then drop in and give Itchy Dog a try.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Animals Bred:	116	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Majkrafci.pl PvP-Survival

Server Info: ●Server version: 1.5.2● ●IP: mc.majkrafci.pl● ●Website: www.majkrafci.pl● ●Server Style: PVP-RPG-HG-Survival..● ●Server Status: Online● ●Server Record: 862●

Server were made year ago and there are already 862 players online! Server is Multi-Style, you can play Survival, Kit-PvP, Hunger-Games, SkyBlock, TF2-Paintball and even Hardcore! On the server like PvP or Survival you’ll never get bored, because of players. There are many players everyday and you can find many friends or even build up a great team! Server is in Poland Language, but hey no worry, players will always speak back in english in case ;). So what are you waiting for? Get up and join the server now!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

OzCraft [FACTIONS]

OzCraft is an upcoming PvP server designed to bring you the latest in gaming experience.

Specs: RAM: 12gb SLOTS: 500 Registered users: 5301

Come on in and make a faction!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	131
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CraftWars- Polish server

This is a brand new server, with freebuild, survival and creative.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Minedlands

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Finally.. the vanilla server you’ve always wanted.

Minedlands is a simple, friendly, community oriented vanilla server. Many servers claim to be vanilla or have that ‘vanilla feel’, but every one I tried crushed this hope as I became bombarded by colored text, huge buildings, and walls filled with rules. Minedlands was inspired to be the kind of server that truly embodied the real vanilla experience. Minedlands uses Bukkit combined with only the most non-invasive plugins to help protect you from hackers and griefers. You can rest easy knowing that Minedlands does not and will not ever support unnecessary, flashy, or game changing plugins.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Holy Grails Found:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	516	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PhantomPvP

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Survival

PhantomPvP is an almost completely custom minecraft server including factions with skylands, creative, custom mob arena, kit games, and many more unique features. We strive to provide the best player experience when you join phantompvp and will ensure you that it will be like no other factions server you have seen before. Our main features are: – Factions, with many custom additions. – Special items that have unique abilities. – Custom enchants, aside vanillas enchants. – Donor point system, players can obtain donor perks with or without donating. – Custom creative plots, including a unique building mirror feature.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mines Excavated:	4242
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.