SILJealousStickMud

3d printing, Apology, Communication, Confrontation, family, football, humor, inside joke, jealous, Lesbian, misogynistic, misunderstanding, prank, relationship, SIL, SILJealousStickMud, sister-in-law, snl, stick in the mud, totinos, tradition

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1219
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Votes:	2506	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Villages Defended:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Towns Built:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Then join our server for a wild and wacky time! We promise to bring the laughs and keep you entertained like never before.

Just like how this guy’s wife loves SNL Totino’s sketches, we promise to keep you laughing with our crazy antics and hilarious events. Need a break from the ordinary? We got you covered with our out-of-this-world 3D printed surprises that will blow your mind!

And if you’re worried about party poopers ruining the fun, don’t worry! We don’t tolerate jealous stick-in-the-muds here. We’re all about having a good time and keeping the laughter rolling.

So join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even get your own Totino’s Super Bowl Activity Pack in the game! 😉

Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5419
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Meteorites Collected:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3196
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5310
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Animals Bred:	123
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Void Gems Collected:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3166
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	175
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8375
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2570
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2973
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	19

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3172
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	28
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Dragons Tamed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	637
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Emeralds Found:	494
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4809
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7932
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Emeralds Found:	4394	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Star Shards Collected:	181	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5793
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	363
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	978
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Astral Projections Made:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mines Excavated:	3669
Players Killed by Monsters:	1442	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

play.infinitemc.net