SILJealousStickMud

3d printing, Apology, Communication, Confrontation, family, football, humor, inside joke, jealous, Lesbian, misogynistic, misunderstanding, prank, relationship, SIL, SILJealousStickMud, sister-in-law, snl, stick in the mud, totinos, tradition

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Then join our server for a wild and wacky time! We promise to bring the laughs and keep you entertained like never before.

Just like how this guy’s wife loves SNL Totino’s sketches, we promise to keep you laughing with our crazy antics and hilarious events. Need a break from the ordinary? We got you covered with our out-of-this-world 3D printed surprises that will blow your mind!

And if you’re worried about party poopers ruining the fun, don’t worry! We don’t tolerate jealous stick-in-the-muds here. We’re all about having a good time and keeping the laughter rolling.

So join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even get your own Totino’s Super Bowl Activity Pack in the game! 😉

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ores Mined:	2661
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6887	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Farms Harvested:	721

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	680350
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Animals Bred:	107
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Falling into the Void:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Crops Grown:	8054	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	303	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Towns Built:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Love Letters Sent:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	2272
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Falling into the Void:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	18

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!