SILJealousStickMud

3d printing, Apology, Communication, Confrontation, family, football, humor, inside joke, jealous, Lesbian, misogynistic, misunderstanding, prank, relationship, SIL, SILJealousStickMud, sister-in-law, snl, stick in the mud, totinos, tradition

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Then join our server for a wild and wacky time! We promise to bring the laughs and keep you entertained like never before.

Just like how this guy’s wife loves SNL Totino’s sketches, we promise to keep you laughing with our crazy antics and hilarious events. Need a break from the ordinary? We got you covered with our out-of-this-world 3D printed surprises that will blow your mind!

And if you’re worried about party poopers ruining the fun, don’t worry! We don’t tolerate jealous stick-in-the-muds here. We’re all about having a good time and keeping the laughter rolling.

So join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even get your own Totino’s Super Bowl Activity Pack in the game! 😉

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Void Armor Forged:	20
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Void Gems Collected:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Villages Defended:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Gods Slained:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Dimension Hops:	1	Buildings Constructed:	32

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Gods Slained:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Divine Spears Created:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Enchantments Applied:	109

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Star Shards Collected:	298	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Towns Built:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	209
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	37	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Star Shards Collected:	251	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Runes Activated:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Potions Brewed:	169
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Void Gems Collected:	31
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.