SILJealousStickMud

3d printing, Apology, Communication, Confrontation, family, football, humor, inside joke, jealous, Lesbian, misogynistic, misunderstanding, prank, relationship, SIL, SILJealousStickMud, sister-in-law, snl, stick in the mud, totinos, tradition

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Then join our server for a wild and wacky time! We promise to bring the laughs and keep you entertained like never before.

Just like how this guy’s wife loves SNL Totino’s sketches, we promise to keep you laughing with our crazy antics and hilarious events. Need a break from the ordinary? We got you covered with our out-of-this-world 3D printed surprises that will blow your mind!

And if you’re worried about party poopers ruining the fun, don’t worry! We don’t tolerate jealous stick-in-the-muds here. We’re all about having a good time and keeping the laughter rolling.

So join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even get your own Totino’s Super Bowl Activity Pack in the game! 😉

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5845
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Magic Items Found:	8214	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Runes Activated:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115	Void Gems Collected:	35
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1785	Void Gems Collected:	29

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Ores Mined:	7705	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3119	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	350
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.