SILJealousStickMud

3d printing, Apology, Communication, Confrontation, family, football, humor, inside joke, jealous, Lesbian, misogynistic, misunderstanding, prank, relationship, SIL, SILJealousStickMud, sister-in-law, snl, stick in the mud, totinos, tradition

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Then join our server for a wild and wacky time! We promise to bring the laughs and keep you entertained like never before.

Just like how this guy’s wife loves SNL Totino’s sketches, we promise to keep you laughing with our crazy antics and hilarious events. Need a break from the ordinary? We got you covered with our out-of-this-world 3D printed surprises that will blow your mind!

And if you’re worried about party poopers ruining the fun, don’t worry! We don’t tolerate jealous stick-in-the-muds here. We’re all about having a good time and keeping the laughter rolling.

So join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even get your own Totino’s Super Bowl Activity Pack in the game! 😉

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Dimension Hops:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Buildings Constructed:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Mccaim

Survival

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Towns Built:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8373	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Potions Brewed:	84
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Towns Built:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Buildings Constructed:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	102

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mines Excavated:	4493	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.