SILJealousStickMud

3d printing, Apology, Communication, Confrontation, family, football, humor, inside joke, jealous, Lesbian, misogynistic, misunderstanding, prank, relationship, SIL, SILJealousStickMud, sister-in-law, snl, stick in the mud, totinos, tradition

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Then join our server for a wild and wacky time! We promise to bring the laughs and keep you entertained like never before.

Just like how this guy’s wife loves SNL Totino’s sketches, we promise to keep you laughing with our crazy antics and hilarious events. Need a break from the ordinary? We got you covered with our out-of-this-world 3D printed surprises that will blow your mind!

And if you’re worried about party poopers ruining the fun, don’t worry! We don’t tolerate jealous stick-in-the-muds here. We’re all about having a good time and keeping the laughter rolling.

So join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even get your own Totino’s Super Bowl Activity Pack in the game! 😉

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Villages Defended:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	904361	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Potions Brewed:	90
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Emeralds Found:	4490	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	25	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	3779	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
New Chunks Explored:	639725	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Void Armor Forged:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

DemonsLand Season 3

Economy, LifeSteal

Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	306	Villages Defended:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MCSugars

Economy, Survival

MCSugars is a survival server based on a diamond economy, with loads of cool features including land claims, pwarps, chest shops, crates, marriage and more

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Gods Slained:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MitoloskaSLO

Economy, Survival

Slovenian survival server because you start as a servant and can become a GOD! Come and join! more in the video: https://youtu.be/nIFqOfCyZBU

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

NiftySMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	569875
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MythriaNET

Cross-Play, Economy

Mythria.NET – Your CityBuild network [1.8.x – 1.19.x]

__________________________________________________________________Welcome to Mythria.NET, Glad you found us here! Info: For voting you will receive a gift on our server.__________________________________________________________________

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Farms Harvested:	338	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

AxolotlSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the AxolotlSMP!We are a dedicated server that is willing to be the server that goes above and beyond to give you the true vanilla SMP experience. We have some of the most custom features that you will ever see!▪ 1. Dungeons: Enter the dungeons and slay the commanders of each dungeon and earn loot along the way ▪ 2. Vanilla Gameplay: We’re bringing Vanilla back! Play your favorite game Minecraft but with additional twists and more! ▪ 3. Weekly Events: We have fun, engaging and exciting gameplay every single week! You’ll never get bored! ▪ 4. Storyline: Join and expierence an ongoing storyline. Meet new characters and new locations! ▪ 5. Custom Structures: Find large castles in the wild and loot them or make it your base! ▪ 6. Balanced Economy: Our economy is built to last! Years of experience ensuring that you’ll have fun! ▪ 6. Professional Staff: Our staff members are the best. No more abuse or unfair treatment! ▪ 7. Custom Everything: Everything is made by our team! Our plugins, artwork, builds, and models are all custom!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	335

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.