SILJealousStickMud

3d printing, Apology, Communication, Confrontation, family, football, humor, inside joke, jealous, Lesbian, misogynistic, misunderstanding, prank, relationship, SIL, SILJealousStickMud, sister-in-law, snl, stick in the mud, totinos, tradition

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Then join our server for a wild and wacky time! We promise to bring the laughs and keep you entertained like never before.

Just like how this guy’s wife loves SNL Totino’s sketches, we promise to keep you laughing with our crazy antics and hilarious events. Need a break from the ordinary? We got you covered with our out-of-this-world 3D printed surprises that will blow your mind!

And if you’re worried about party poopers ruining the fun, don’t worry! We don’t tolerate jealous stick-in-the-muds here. We’re all about having a good time and keeping the laughter rolling.

So join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even get your own Totino’s Super Bowl Activity Pack in the game! 😉

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftMC.PL

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP

CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Globecraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	1501	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

[email protected].

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Emeralds Found:	751	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Alternative World

Survival

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Buildings Constructed:	27	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.