SILJealousStickMud

3d printing, Apology, Communication, Confrontation, family, football, humor, inside joke, jealous, Lesbian, misogynistic, misunderstanding, prank, relationship, SIL, SILJealousStickMud, sister-in-law, snl, stick in the mud, totinos, tradition

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Then join our server for a wild and wacky time! We promise to bring the laughs and keep you entertained like never before.

Just like how this guy’s wife loves SNL Totino’s sketches, we promise to keep you laughing with our crazy antics and hilarious events. Need a break from the ordinary? We got you covered with our out-of-this-world 3D printed surprises that will blow your mind!

And if you’re worried about party poopers ruining the fun, don’t worry! We don’t tolerate jealous stick-in-the-muds here. We’re all about having a good time and keeping the laughter rolling.

So join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even get your own Totino’s Super Bowl Activity Pack in the game! 😉

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Farms Harvested:	812	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	26	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Emeralds Found:	7244

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

OldFacs Anarchy Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Vanilla

Welcome to OldFacs, a unique and exciting Minecraft server that combines the nostalgia of classic Factions gameplay with the freedom and anarchy of modern servers. Join us in our big and expansive world, where you can build and hide your bases to your heart’s content.On OldFacs, there are no rules or restrictions. You have complete creative freedom to do as you please. And unlike other faction servers, our world is big enough for you to truly make it your own. Plus, with no resets, you can build and grow your faction without the fear of losing it all.We’ve also added additional plugins like mcMMO, Auctions, Essentials, and more to enhance your gameplay experience. So whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a new player, there’s always something new to discover on OldFacs.But be warned, OldFacs is not for the faint of heart. With its anarchic nature comes a certain level of toxicity, so don’t expect overwhelming friendliness and hugs. What you can expect, however, is total freedom to play the way you want to play. So join us on OldFacs, and experience Minecraft like never before.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Minevictus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Our server is running the latest 1.19 update with the new blocks and everything else. Were not using any form if protocol hack and were fully semi-vanilla. Minevictus is trying to bring back the old way Minecraft is supposed to be played. However, in a more modernised version.Within our server you will not find any add-ons which change gameplay. In this case we offer a stable community, polished Minecraft semi-vanilla gameplay and building tools to unleash your creativity such as the ability to draw on maps to create art and other gimmicks.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Chimeras Created:	4	Buildings Constructed:	24
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Corbacraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

House of Slap

Anarchy, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Very close to the default experience, not a massive amount of plugin bloat! Semi anarchy, no hacking or cheating, but you can raid, steal, lie, betray, and PVP to your heart’s content. Survival on hard difficulty. Economy where you can compete to be the richest or just make enough money to fund your projects! Good luck and have fun!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Temple Cheats

Anarchy, KitPvP, PvP

Temple Cheats is a 1.12.2 – 1.20.2 Crystal PvP server made by templecheats.xyz. featuring box and duels.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ores Mined:	5798	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

FoxandtheHound

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Aptrumi SMP

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

Are you a Minecraft and Pokémon fan seeking your next multiplayer adventure? Aptrumi SMP is a tight knit cobblemon community for both builders and trainers alike! At Aptrumi SMP, we are more than just a server. We are an experience! Our mod management means minimal necessity for modpack updates on players’ end. Our focus on community and competition brings out an environment where players can explore, build, and catch in ways they’ve never imagined! Whether you’re an expert builder aiming to create awe-inspiring structures or a master trainer looking to dominate in gyms and tournaments, Aptrumi SMP is for you. Our community values creativity, strategic prowess, and above all, passion for Minecraft and Pokémon. When you’re ready to begin your adventure, joining us is easy! Join our Discord and follow the instructions for whitelist application. Remember our whitelist closes at 100 active players!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	488
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Enchantments Applied:	175
Animals Bred:	70	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ARC Prison

KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

ARC Prison is a Prison Server where we aim to Not have a Pay To Win aspect. Our goal is to make it fair for all Players!| IP – arcprison.net | Store – shop.arcprison.net |[ Server Features ]

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

LacoCraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

New Server! from 1.8 onwards!Modalities:SkyWars: On Practice: Off BedWars: off More options soon!!Come in now with your friends!!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	258

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

DarkCraft

Survival

DarkCraft A slimefun survival server [ 1.16 » 1.20 ]

– IP: darksoul.fun – Bedrock: pe.darksoul.fun PORTA: 25605 Server Features: Slimefun Survival [ Varios Addons. ]

RTP system (/rtp) Death Chest System Chest system with commands (/ec) Terrain protection system (Claim) More than 450 enchantments Player Store Skills Clãs (There are many more systems)

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Order Server

Survival, Vanilla

OTC server, following Jens Bergensten’s guideline as much as possible, to keep it as vanilla as possible.– PokeEggs – Hourly keys – Hourly draws – Spawner mining – KeepInvetory TokenIn Beta phase, waiting for you and your ideas

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Crops Grown:	4742

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CypherCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

We’re delighted to have you join our Minecraft community. We give our best to give you the most over-powered Gaming Experience!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	205
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

KingdomCrisis

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Introducing KingdomCrisis – Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure! Are you ready to embark on an epic journey in the world of Minecraft like never before? Look no further than KingdomCrisis! Our server offers a thrilling and immersive experience that will keep you hooked for hours on end. Here’s why you should join us: Citizens2 – Forge Friendships and Rivalries Quests – Uncover Mysteries and Achieve Greatness MCMMO – Level Up Your Skills Towny – Build and Govern Your Own Kingdom Towny Wars – Epic Battles Await KingdomCrisis is not just a Minecraft server; it’s a world of endless possibilities, adventures, and friendships waiting to be forged. Join us today and become a part of our vibrant and welcoming community. Your journey in Minecraft will never be the same! So, are you ready to embark on your adventure in KingdomCrisis?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	188
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Proximity Empire

Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Step into the world of Proximity Empire, the coolest Bangladeshi lifesteal server packed with awesome stuff! Get ready for custom biomes, special mods, and fun tasks every day and week. No matter if you’re into PC or pocket edition, everyone’s invited to play.Make new teams or join existing ones – it’s all about having fun together!| Chat with your teammates, take on challenges, and enjoy the excitement.Proximity Empire promises a super fun time with lots of action and cool moments. Hurry up and join us for an adventure you won’t forget! Peace Out! SERVER IP: JAVA : play.proximityempire.fun BEDROCK : play.proximityempire.fun PORT : 19132 WEBSITE : https://proximityempire.xyz/ DISCORD : https://discord.gg/F4MYphQXrY

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Falling into the Void:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CoffeeRushMC

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

CoffeeRushMC is a new and upcoming Minecraft SMP server. We have a ton of custom features to enhance your gameplay like unique mobs, custom items, and special events. Join our community today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ores Mined:	4071	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.