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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 7884 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Ores Mined: | 6380 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, in the land of Virginia Beach, there was a family vacation planned. But one brave soul, tired of dealing with a lazy, mooching SIL, decided to exclude her from the trip. And thus, a legendary server was born where you can build your own empire without any unwanted family drama!
Join us now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Build, explore, and conquer without any entitled relatives ruining your fun. Trust us, it’s a vacation you won’t want to miss!