A new Minecraft server! Join in our small community and be part of amazing adventure team. Build your wonderful house and trade with another players items.
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Epic Battles Fought: | 9 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Last time I saw this much drama in a Minecraft server was when Steve accidentally blew up the entire spawn with a stack of TNT. But hey, who needs spawn anyway when you can build your base in the Nether and ride around on a pig named Gerald?
We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone, and more backstabbing than a game of UHC. So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and dive headfirst into the craziest Minecraft experience of your life, then join us on our server today! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 15 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Join us and experience the joys of Minecraft parenthood as you raise little blocky babies and watch them grow into strong, independent pixels. But beware, just like in real life, your kids might rebel and start their own creeper cult or become zombie hunters.
We also have a special feature where you can attend Minecraft PTA meetings and discuss important issues like how many diamonds should be in the school lunch program or whether to ban enchanted swords on the playground.
So come join our server and start your Minecraft family today! Who knows, you might even become the next blocky version of the Kardashians.
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
But be careful, forest fires are not just a rare occurrence here, they are a way of life. You’ll have to dodge flames while building your epic base, adding a whole new level of challenge to your Minecraft experience. And don’t even get us started on the dangers of friction – one wrong move and you could end up in a lava pit faster than you can say “ouch!”
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a community that not only questions the mysteries of pain receptors, but also embraces the chaos of living on the edge of danger at all times? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world.
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Explore the Twitch streams of Fallenshadow, where she showcases her ASMR skills and takes you on a journey through the Ribbon Cage. Don’t forget to check out her VODs and hilarious clips on YouTube.
But beware, there are some shady characters lurking around, like Nise Menhera and Otis. Keep an eye out for them on Twitter, but be careful, their accounts may be dead!
Join us on this insane adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Ignore the trolls, report the haters, and most importantly, beware of the divorcees. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else!
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for golden carrots, and even a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for).
But the real reason to join our server? The Russians think it’s a good deal! That’s right, they can’t get enough of our wacky antics and outrageous challenges. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers with a taste for adventure (and maybe a shoe or two).
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare mob that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Hunt down this elusive creature and become the wealthiest player on the server in no time!
So why wait? Join our server now and get ready to pump some virtual iron, chase after diamond chickens, and have a blast with our hilarious and friendly community! Remember, on our server, gains are guaranteed – and so is a whole lot of fun!
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you befriend the Diamond Pig, it will grant you three wishes – unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, you name it!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also guarded by the fearsome Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to it. Join our SMP and challenge the Ender Chicken for a chance to claim its legendary loot and become the ultimate Minecraft master.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most hilarious, outrageous, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
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| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 292 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 39 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
? Welcome to the Cristalix server – your unique path to the world of exciting adventures in Minecraft! ?
The Cristalix server is not just a game world, it is a whole universe of possibilities! Start our exciting adventure at: start.playmc.su, and plunge into the unique atmosphere of a variety of mini-games, anarchy and more!
? **Maximum Mini-Game Variety:**
You will never be bored on the Cristalix server! We have the most diverse collection of mini-games to suit all your gaming tastes. From exciting PvP battles to mind-blowing adventures, we have it all! And this is just the beginning…
? **Anarchy for real Winners:**
Do you want complete freedom and no rules? Welcome to the world of anarchy on the Cristalix server! Here you decide how to play: build your own unique world, fight for resources, or simply enjoy freedom without restrictions. This is your world, your rules!
? **Demaster in Your World:**
On the Cristalix server you will have a unique opportunity to meet the popular YouTuber – Demaster! Fight alongside him, take part in his epic adventures, and maybe be the star of his next video. Your adventure is just beginning!
? **Lots of Interesting Things:**
There is always something new on the Cristalix server! Follow the updates, take part in events, compete for prizes and make new friends. We have no room for routine – only fun and adventure!
Don’t miss your chance to plunge into the world of Cristalix! Join us at start.playmc.su and become part of an amazing community where your adventures are just beginning! ??
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
RFK and Trump are going at it like two rival villagers fighting over the last block of diamond ore. RFK is calling Trump a terrible President, claiming he hired the swamp instead of draining it, and even going as far as calling him a threat to democracy. But Trump isn’t backing down, calling RFK the dumbest Kennedy and a radical leftist.
But fear not, dear players, for all of this drama is quickly forgotten by our peanut gallery of players with memories shorter than a goldfish. So come join us on our server and witness the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become a character in our wild and wacky Minecraft soap opera!
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Join us for a chance to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Our community is so wild, we once had a player build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tamed a creeper and rode it into battle like a majestic steed.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server that will make your eyes pop out of your head with its stunning graphics and make you laugh until you cry with its outrageous shenanigans. Come join us and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Join us for epic quests and battles that will make you feel like you’re in the middle of a Fire Emblem game. Our server is so fire, it’ll make you want to shout “Critical hit!” every time you take down a zombie.
Not convinced yet? Well, we have a secret emulation guide that will let you play Fire Emblem games within Minecraft. That’s right, you can play a game within a game! It’s like Inception, but with more swords and magic.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the hero of your own Minecraft Fire Emblem adventure! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 38 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
