A new Minecraft server! Join in our small community and be part of amazing adventure team. Build your wonderful house and trade with another players items.
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 343 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 13 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Join us and experience a world where lone wolf ideologues are not tolerated, where the government listens to the needs of the majority, and where social harmony reigns supreme.
Unlike in China, where they condemn Mao but still go after those who insult him, our server values collectivism and rejects narcissistic tendencies. So if you’re tired of the Western man’s journey of individualism, come join us and be a part of a community that puts the needs of the many above the desires of the few.
Don’t be a hero, be a team player on our Minecraft server!
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
1. Kidd Bandit is actually the owner of the server, but she’s been missing for months. Rumor has it she’s off on some crazy adventure in the Nether, but when she comes back, she’s gonna be a total boss and shake things up in the indie Minecraft scene.
2. The server is filled with all sorts of wacky characters, like a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot and a mischievous Enderman who loves to prank unsuspecting players.
3. The currency on the server isn’t diamonds or emeralds, oh no. It’s actually rare enchanted golden carrots that have been blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Good luck trying to find those!
4. The main goal of the server is to build the most ridiculous and over-the-top base you can imagine. Think giant statues of Steve riding a chicken or a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughs, adventure, and pure chaos, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep an eye out for Kidd Bandit’s grand return!
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 16 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
But that’s not all, our server is endorsed by the one and only Mint Fantome! She’s a Minecraft legend who streams YouTube videos of her epic adventures on our server. You can even join her virtual vacation merch and dress up like a Minecraft superstar!
Feeling adventurous? Dive into Fantôme no Nazo, a mysterious game created just for our server where you can uncover hidden secrets and win epic prizes!
And if that’s not enough, we have a Divegrass team that dominates the virtual soccer field like no other. Join us for some intense matches and show off your Minecraft skills!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even bake a cake with Mint Fantome herself!
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
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So come join our Minecraft SMP and witness the most epic bull run of the century. Trust us, Kamala Harris is the key to virtual wealth beyond your wildest dreams. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 14 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
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| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 58 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 18 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for building upside-down houses and riding pigs into battle. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.
2. We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves while being chased by creepers. It’s a real blast!
3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that he uses to conquer neighboring kingdoms. Join us and you could be his next loyal subject!
4. We hold regular “Build Battle” events where players have to construct the most ridiculous and impractical structures possible. From giant toilets to floating castles made entirely of cake, creativity knows no bounds on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7807 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
But that’s not all! We have secret treasure chests hidden throughout the map filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Rumor has it that if you find them all, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle.
And if you’re lucky, you might even run into our resident Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, his jokes are fire… literally. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 232 | Epic Quests Completed: | 17 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground twintail society, where members gather to discuss the latest twintail trends and plan world domination. Will you be the next twintail mastermind to join their ranks?
So if you’re ready to embrace the twintail lifestyle and embark on wild adventures with fellow twintail enthusiasts, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let the twintails fly!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 25 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Join us for epic events like the Halloween Rebellion of 108, where you can battle dragon girls and water margins in a showdown of epic proportions. And don’t miss out on our Summoning event, where you can pick up Huyan Zhuo and add some serious firepower to your team.
But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Great Void Sea Battle and embark on an Imaginary Scramble to the surface with Nautilus. It’s a wild ride that will leave you breathless (literally, because you’ll be underwater).
And if you’re looking for some pre-release excitement, our server is the place to be. We’ve got campaigns galore, including the Halloween Rebellion of 108: A Dragon Girl’s Water Margin. It’s like a fantasy novel come to life, but with more pixelated pigs.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures, like the elusive chaldeaCoin or the legendary Damage Calculator. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in Minecraft (but way more fun).
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2494 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this woolly wonder?
And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built dungeon filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. Can you survive the ultimate dance-off and claim the treasure hidden within?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just enter the top-secret disco code 7sG6rZ59 and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Rumor has it they can build a castle in under 10 minutes flat. Join now and witness their epic building skills firsthand!
Don’t miss out on the chance to join our wacky community where we have weekly llama races and a giant chicken statue that lays golden eggs. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
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| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Our subs for episode 3 are available at a top-secret location (https://files.catbox.moe/0frok7.ass) and were stolen from Chinese subs because we like to live life on the edge. Special thanks to the one dude who actually watched episode 2 and called out the crap subs in the nyaa comment section – we fixed the mistakes and made it even more ridiculous (https://files.catbox.moe/fp7g85.ass).
And let’s talk about the guys in this anime – 5 yakuman tenpai in one hanchan? Without cheating? What in the world is going on here? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself, because normal is boring and we like to keep things interesting. Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way through Minecraft together!
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
