A new Minecraft server! Join in our small community and be part of amazing adventure team. Build your wonderful house and trade with another players items.
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
But that’s not all – we’ve also added a Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade for you to ride on, where you’ll encounter Fixer Hong Lu from the FangHunt Office who will help you navigate through the twists and turns of this insane railway.
Join our server now and experience the thrill of being a part of Project Moon’s universe, where Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina collide in a mind-bending adventure. And don’t worry about spoilers – we’ve got you covered with our tutorial that will guide you through all the craziness.
Download our server now on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 168 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
storm fags, who claim to fight for the… Minecraft SMP
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8369 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 276 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Survive alone or with your friends in a world with a new generation and its own characteristics!
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 28 | Potions Brewed: | 138 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
First of all, we have a 2nd Anniversary Livestream coming up on October 26th. Trust me, you don’t want to miss this, it’s going to be crazier than a creeper explosion!
We also have some wild events happening like Sim Room Overclock, NONSENSE RED [Red Hood Poll Costume], and LIFE AGAIN. And let me tell you, these events are so lit, even the Ender Dragon would be jealous.
But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming events for our Anniversary that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on our special recruit Rumani, she’s a total boss.
And if you think that’s all, think again! We have costume passes for Miranda: Thief of Justice and Tove: Baseball Fan. You’ll be looking fly as a parrot in no time.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and use the code STAYTACTICAL for some epic rewards. Don’t be a noob, come join the fun!
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 14 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Forget about traveling to bum fuck nowhere sites for work, because in our SMP, the only traveling you’ll be doing is exploring new biomes and finding hidden treasures. Who needs networking or virtualization when you can create your own automated farms and redstone contraptions?
So come join us and prove that you can make it in the world of industrial automation without losing your sanity. Plus, we have cookies. And by cookies, we mean virtual cookies that you can eat in-game. What are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best blocky life!
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 9529 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas and flying pigs. Our spawn point is a giant cake that you can actually eat (virtually, of course).
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Whisperer” who can communicate with chickens and make them do your bidding. Need a chicken army to take over the world? He’s got you covered.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs!
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Our server is filled with hilarious characters who have all chosen to embrace the bald life. From the mighty bald warrior who slays dragons with his shiny head to the bald wizard who casts spells using the power of his smooth scalp, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bald society where players can trade balding tips and tricks, participate in bald-themed challenges, and compete in epic bald battles for glory and bragging rights.
So if you’re ready to ditch the hair and join the fun, come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to be a true bald legend!
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 30 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic battles against the evil Chicken Army (yes, they’re armed with swords and they mean business).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance the Diamond Sheep and earn its respect?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a journey like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get wacky!
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.
At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the chance to ride around on a fancy mount that will make all your friends jealous. Who needs financial stability when you have a virtual horse that screams “I have too much money to spend”? So come on, join us and let’s ride into the sunset…in style!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
But that’s not all that sets us apart. Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the Disco Llama. Legend has it that if you can tame one of these funky creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Of course, no one has actually managed to do it yet, but that just adds to the mystery and allure.
And if you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our custom-built parkour course. Rumor has it that only the most skilled players can make it to the end without rage quitting. But hey, if you do manage to conquer it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that has the power to mine through bedrock. Imagine the possibilities!
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where Liv is THICCC, Disco Llamas roam free, and parkour courses will test your sanity. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll.
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5289 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
