A new Minecraft server! Join in our small community and be part of amazing adventure team. Build your wonderful house and trade with another players items.
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4109 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
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| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Survive alone or with your friends in a world with a new generation and its own characteristics!
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3083 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 10 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Divine Spears Created: | 23 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
First of all, we have a 2nd Anniversary Livestream coming up on October 26th. Trust me, you don’t want to miss this, it’s going to be crazier than a creeper explosion!
We also have some wild events happening like Sim Room Overclock, NONSENSE RED [Red Hood Poll Costume], and LIFE AGAIN. And let me tell you, these events are so lit, even the Ender Dragon would be jealous.
But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming events for our Anniversary that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on our special recruit Rumani, she’s a total boss.
And if you think that’s all, think again! We have costume passes for Miranda: Thief of Justice and Tove: Baseball Fan. You’ll be looking fly as a parrot in no time.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and use the code STAYTACTICAL for some epic rewards. Don’t be a noob, come join the fun!
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Forget about traveling to bum fuck nowhere sites for work, because in our SMP, the only traveling you’ll be doing is exploring new biomes and finding hidden treasures. Who needs networking or virtualization when you can create your own automated farms and redstone contraptions?
So come join us and prove that you can make it in the world of industrial automation without losing your sanity. Plus, we have cookies. And by cookies, we mean virtual cookies that you can eat in-game. What are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best blocky life!
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Towns Built: | 6 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas and flying pigs. Our spawn point is a giant cake that you can actually eat (virtually, of course).
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Whisperer” who can communicate with chickens and make them do your bidding. Need a chicken army to take over the world? He’s got you covered.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs!
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Our server is filled with hilarious characters who have all chosen to embrace the bald life. From the mighty bald warrior who slays dragons with his shiny head to the bald wizard who casts spells using the power of his smooth scalp, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bald society where players can trade balding tips and tricks, participate in bald-themed challenges, and compete in epic bald battles for glory and bragging rights.
So if you’re ready to ditch the hair and join the fun, come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to be a true bald legend!
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 29 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 13 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic battles against the evil Chicken Army (yes, they’re armed with swords and they mean business).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance the Diamond Sheep and earn its respect?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a journey like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get wacky!
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 10 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.
At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 17 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the chance to ride around on a fancy mount that will make all your friends jealous. Who needs financial stability when you have a virtual horse that screams “I have too much money to spend”? So come on, join us and let’s ride into the sunset…in style!
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
But that’s not all that sets us apart. Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the Disco Llama. Legend has it that if you can tame one of these funky creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Of course, no one has actually managed to do it yet, but that just adds to the mystery and allure.
And if you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our custom-built parkour course. Rumor has it that only the most skilled players can make it to the end without rage quitting. But hey, if you do manage to conquer it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that has the power to mine through bedrock. Imagine the possibilities!
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where Liv is THICCC, Disco Llamas roam free, and parkour courses will test your sanity. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll.
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 50 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 34 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
