SickSonSquadCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and build your own virtual paradise, away from the chaos of everyday life.

Need a break from accusations of misogyny over innocent phrases? Look no further! On our server, you can be whoever you want to be without fear of judgment or drama. Build a castle, explore mysterious caves, or just chill with your virtual friends.

So why join our server? Because where else can you escape accusations of belittling your partner with a simple phrase like “unfortunately your mother’s right”? Only on our server, where the only drama is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds.

Don’t let the real world madness get you down, join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only limits are your imagination. See you in the game!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Cuz We Did SMP

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Very Fun Survival Server For Bedrock & Java Edition.

A Ton Of Cool Jobs and Skills.. and the Best Part… we have GUNS!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Emeralds Found:	3356
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Vaudeville: Where Minecraft meets the circus! Now with mods, roleplay, and age requirements!

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Vaudeville Minecraft Server

Overview
Vaudeville, the true final frontier! A place where anyone from anywhere can come to start a new life and make a name for themselves! Whether you’re from the past or from another dimension entirely, you are welcome in our great city. So move to Vaudeville today, and become someone!

Features:

Many mods to help immerse you into rp!	Currency Vehicles Over one hundred meals to cook Over one hundred décor items and much more!
Character Building!	Create your character and tell their story! Make a new character every season if you wish!
Seasons!	New Season every 3 months! Economy reset every season! New buildings, activities, and events added each season!
Jobs!	Run for Mayor in the monthly elections and create your own laws for the city! Be a criminal! Become a firefighter, police officer, or paramedic! Become the best journalist! Compete with other restaurants! Be an adventurer! And much more!

If you are interested, join the discord today to begin creating your character! NOTE: You MUST have a character to join server, and when on server, you must be in character!

Click here to join the Discord server!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server inclusive?	Yes, everyone of all races, gender, sexual orientation, and age (Above 16) are welcome!
What happens if someone breaks the rules?	Anyone caught making others uncomfortable or breaking the rules will be swiftly removed.
How often are new seasons introduced?	A new season is introduced every 3 months!
Can I have multiple characters?	Yes, you can create a new character every season if you wish!
What kind of jobs can I have on the server?	You can run for Mayor, be a criminal, firefighter, police officer, paramedic, journalist, compete with other restaurants, be an adventurer, and much more!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Void Gems Collected:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has just confirmed a Fish-man Island Remake! That’s right, you can now swim with the fishes and build your underwater kingdom just like in the movies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dolphin King, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him in the vast ocean depths. Rumor has it that one wish is to have unlimited diamonds, so start searching now!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal to the Netherworld where you can battle zombie pigmen and collect rare loot? It’s like a whole new adventure waiting for you just a click away.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and dive into the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Love Letters Sent:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Never-Talk-Bad-About-MHA-Again Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just building the same old generic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP where anything can happen.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep come stampeding through your mine, causing chaos and confusion. Or how about the time when our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with traps and puzzles? Oh, the laughs we had that day!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim his throne? Only time will tell.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just have the time of your life. Just remember to watch out for those pesky pink sheep!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ParentalPwnage Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to give you more attention than OP’s parents gave them! Join us and experience a world where you are the center of attention, unlike poor OP who was left to fend for themselves while their brother battled cancer.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a community that actually cares about you. No need to worry about being ignored or dismissed here, we value each and every player like they’re the most important person in the world.

So come join us and leave behind the drama of OP’s family situation. Build, explore, and make new friends in a world where you are truly appreciated. And remember, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with parents who prioritize their sickly thin son over their “fat, disgusting burden” of a daughter. Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	171
Dragon Scales Harvested:	335	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NoLoansNoProblems

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of financial responsibility just like our friend Dave Ramsey! Join us and avoid the temptation of cosigning loans for your virtual friends, because who knows what kind of trouble they could get you into.

Explore our virtual world and discover the dangers of trusting others with your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground like our hero in this story, or will you fall victim to the emotional manipulation of your fellow players?

Join now and experience the thrill of saying no to outrageous loan requests from your Minecraft buddies. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about financial security while building your dream virtual empire!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Alien Abductions:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	469
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before? Look no further than our totally not cursed, definitely not haunted Minecraft SMP!

Join us as we delve into the ancient art of llama whispering, where you can communicate with these majestic creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Or perhaps you’d prefer to master the craft of underwater basket weaving, creating beautiful baskets while fending off attacks from the dreaded guardians.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows before him. Join his royal court and bask in the glory of unlimited chicken nuggets for all eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unlock the secrets of ancient arts and crafts that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BlockyBedDisaster

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy hookups that will leave you questioning your life choices. From accidentally marrying a creeper to getting catfished by a zombie, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why settle for a boring hookup when you can join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Join now and prepare for a hookup you’ll never forget!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	138	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Dragon Eggs Found:	7273
New Chunks Explored:	252515	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

KurskCraft: Naked & Afraid

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come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian pows are not stripped naked and shot, but instead given diamond armor and sent on quests to defeat the evil ender dragon! we have crazy events like pig racing and llama rodeos, plus our custom-built spawn area is a replica of the kusk region in russia but with rainbow sheep and flying pigs! join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Magic Items Found:	1529	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Mellow Meadows

bugs, building, Community, Conquest, Crafting, Discord, Economy, Exploration, fair, Fun, ideas, MCMMO, mellow meadows., Minecraft, pay to win, PvE, PvP, Ranking system, Skyblock, Survival, Trading, vibrant

Welcome to Mellow Meadows Survival, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Dive into a thriving economy where you can trade, build, and craft your way to success. Our server features a unique ranking system that rewards your dedication without any pay-to-win elements, ensuring a fair and fun environment for all players.

Join our vibrant community and help shape the future of Mellow Meadows by sharing your ideas and reporting bugs on our Discord. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to survival, there’s always something exciting waiting for you. Get ready to explore, build, and conquer in Mellow Meadows Survival!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Blocky Haters Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick dance moves and the players couldn’t help but join in. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes, trust me.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than the elusive /b/ from 4chan. That’s right, our fanbase is growing every day thanks to their support. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9709
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Country Happen Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a wild and wacky SMP where anything can happen? Look no further than our server!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for diamond prizes.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have lying around)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	20

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

ChildcareCraft: No Unpaid Babysitting

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life like this insane family situation in Adelaide! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no unpaid childminding duties required!

Looking for a place where you won’t be accused of manipulating your partner for wanting to work instead of babysitting? Look no further, our server is drama-free and full of fun!

Join now and build your way to a stress-free virtual world where you can leave all the real-life craziness behind. Who needs unpaid leaves for babysitting when you can be the master of your own blocky destiny? Let’s craft away the drama together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Emeralds Found:	999
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SecretSMP – What’s Yours?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, your darkest secrets are our currency! That’s right, spill the tea on all your scandalous deeds and you’ll be rewarded with diamonds and enchanted gear.

Join us on this wild ride where alliances are formed based on who has the juiciest gossip and betrayals happen faster than you can say “creeper”. Don’t worry about getting griefed because our griefers are actually just misunderstood pranksters who will leave you a trail of cookies as an apology.

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server (unless it makes for a really good story in the group chat).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	216	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BlockyDateNightGoneWrong

Are you tired of boring dates that make you want to escape to the virtual world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to hide from awkward conversations and bad pick-up lines!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where creepers are the only things blowing up your phone with texts, and skeletons are the only things shooting their shot. Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of dating disasters and are here to help you laugh it off.

So why did you leave your date early? Was it because they talked about their pet rock for an hour? Or maybe they showed up wearing a full-body llama suit? Whatever the reason, come join us and let’s turn those cringeworthy moments into hilarious stories to share with your new Minecraft buddies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4390	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	199
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.