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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 8293 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 20 | Epic Battles Fought: | 18 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
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