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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 5933 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 8526 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
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