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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 9837 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 6 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 27 |
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