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| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 1174 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 30 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 43 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
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