Shyo5 Network | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyNationUSA

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6647
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Buildings Constructed:	24

Tired of all the drama in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only news you’ll hear is about epic battles with giant creepers and quests to find the legendary diamond sword! Who needs to worry about politics when you can build your own empire and rule over your friends as the ultimate Minecraft master? Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a land of endless possibilities and endless laughs on our server! Join now and escape the craziness of the real world for good!

SwastikaCraft: Tesla Vandalized!

anti-fascist, SHOWROOM, SwastikaCraft, swastikas, tesla, texts, The Hague, vandalized

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1703
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Emeralds Found:	3024
Meteorites Collected:	3	Towns Built:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like craziness? well come join our server where we have a tesla showroom in the hague that got vandalized with swastikas and anti-fascist texts! it’s like a real life drama but in minecraft! come see the chaos unfold and maybe even help clean up the mess (or make it worse, we don’t judge). join now for a wild ride of adventure and questionable decisions!

Sunlit Starlight Realm

Astronomical Phenomena, Astronomy, astronomy facts, astronomy trivia, celestial bodies, celestial objects, Cosmic, ENERGY, Galaxy, Light, Planetary Systems, Realm, Science, solar system, Space, star names, star systems, Starlight, Sun, Sunlight, Sunlit, Universe

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9795
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Potions Brewed:	37	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	7217	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Dimension Hops:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the sun creates sunlight like no other! other servers don’t even compare, their starlight is weak sauce. on our server, the sun is like a disco ball on steroids, shining bright and keeping the creepers at bay.

we’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and cows that give you milkshakes instead of milk. our world is like a psychedelic dream, with rainbow waterfalls and mountains made of candy.

plus, our community is the best around. we’ve got players from all over the world, united in their love for all things minecraft. we have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most fun minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Epic Quests 1.20.4

1.20.4, body image, Confidence, discomfort, Doctor, EMBARRASSMENT, Epic, gyno, hate my life, Health Insurance, Insecurity, insurance company, medical procedure, mental health, physical appearance, Quests, Recovery, self esteem, self-conscious, Shirts, Stares, steroid, surgery

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2277
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Alien Abductions:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Join our Minecraft server and escape from the real world where gyno is a thing! No need to worry about insurance or surgery, just build and explore in our virtual world! Let your creativity shine without any judgment or stares from others. Say goodbye to self-consciousness and hello to endless fun! Don’t let gyno ruin your life, join us and game on!

WaterBottleWars

Behavior, Boundaries, Camera, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, Fence, Kids, neighbors, Nuisance, outside, parents, privacy, recording, STARING, swing set, Throwing, Trash, Water Bottle, WaterBottleWars, wrappers, YARD

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7463
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from nosy neighbors and their pesky kids! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds and crazy antics.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about nosy neighbors peeking over the fence. Our server offers a safe haven for all Minecraft enthusiasts who just want to enjoy the game in peace.

But that’s not all – we also have a special feature that allows you to throw virtual water bottles at annoying kids who invade your virtual space. Take that, nosy neighbors!

Join us now and experience the thrill of standing up to those who try to ruin your Minecraft experience. Plus, who knows what other outrageous stories and adventures await you on our server. See you there!

BoomerCraft SMP

10. Financial stability, 11. Health insurance benefits, 12. Senior discounts, 13. Family gatherings, 14. Time for relaxation, 15. Pursuing passions, 16. Enjoying nature, 17. Making memories, 18. Inner peace, 19. Embracing change, 2. Wisdom comes with age, 20. Living in the moment., 3. Life experience, 4. Appreciating the little things, 5. Self-confidence, 6. Retirement benefits, 7. Grandchildren, 8. Travel opportunities, 9. Time for hobbies, aging gracefully, BoomerCraft, smp

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1572
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Villages Defended:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Magic Items Found:	2975

Join our totally rad Minecraft server bro! We got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill, more creepers than a haunted house, and more drama than a soap opera marathon!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon named Steve. And that player? Albert Einstein.

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a secret society of talking cows, and a dance party every Friday night with DJ Villager spinning the sickest beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, diamonds are forever but obsidian is for life, bro. #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrElse

Gr8ful4Minecraft

Achievements, appreciation, Blessings, experiences, family, Friends, Gr8ful4Minecraft, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, health, lessons learned, Life moments, love, Memories, opportunities, personal development, positive mindset, success, Support, thankful

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1599
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical talking llama who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is built on a floating island made entirely of cheese? That’s right, CHEESE.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even find yourself face to face with a unicorn riding a giant spider. The possibilities are endless!

Bake Nise Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anime, anime recommendations, Anime Series, Arcs, Bake, Bat, binge-worthy, Character development, Craft, dark themes, FANTASY, favorite characters, important role, japanese animation, must watch, Mystery, nise, screen time, storytelling, Supernatural, Underrated

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	945
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	New Chunks Explored:	544977
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Secret Passages Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Bro, forget about that anime crap, join our Minecraft server instead!

We got bats flying around like crazy, not just in one arc, but all over the place!

You want bat action? We got bat action!

Join now and experience the bat-tastic world of our Minecraft server!

DaydreamDisaster – Minecraft SMP

anxiety, catastrophe, dark daydream, daydream, DaydreamDisaster, Disaster, DREAD, dreadful dream, FANTASY, fear, fearful fantasy, Horror, Minecraft, Nightmare, nightmare come true, nightmare scenario, nightmare turned nightmare, nightmare turned reality, smp, terrifying thought, Wishful thinking, Worst Case Scenario

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6527
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn land where you can ride pigs into battle and fight off evil llamas with diamond swords! But wait, there’s more – the admins are actually aliens from Mars who communicate through interpretive dance and the currency is not diamonds, but actual pieces of cheese! 🧀🚀

I heard a rumor that if you join this SMP, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the villagers breakdance to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music. And get this, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows who give you quests to find the legendary golden carrot of destiny! 🐄🥕

But beware, there’s a group of rogue chickens who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant chicken coop. They’re led by a deranged chicken named Cluck Norris who can karate chop you with his wings! 🐔💥

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your house)! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me bros! 🤪🎉

CraftyNostalgia

2010s, Celebrities, CraftyNostalgia, Events, experiences, fashion, FRIENDSHIPS, good times, Memories, Milestones, movies, Music, Nostalgia, pop culture, Reminiscing, social media, Technology, Throwback, trends, tv shows, viral videos

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5109
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Mines Excavated:	2177
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Remember the good ol’ days of the 2010s when Minecraft was all the rage? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-clad llamas, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself (yes, he’s alive and kicking in our server)!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft: the elusive rainbow obsidian. Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods (spoiler alert: one of those wishes is unlimited diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

SpaceXBillionaireCraft

billionaire, billionaire investigation, billionaire ownership, billionaire ownership stakes, billionaire sanctions, billionaire stakes, billionaire US sanctions, Daghestani, investigation, ownership, ownership stakes, sanctioned, sanctions, spacex, SpaceX investigation, SpaceX ownership, SpaceXBillionaireCraft, STAKES, US, US billionaire, US sanctions

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1865
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Farms Harvested:	122

come join our epic minecraft server where we have daghestani billionaires owning stakes in spacex even tho they bein sanctioned by the US lmao. we got rockets flyin everywhere and diamonds rainin from the sky. u can build ur own space station and mine for space diamonds. join now for a out of this world experience!

GuildStone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Economy SMP Story Friends Connections Non-competitive Adventure Community Building Exploration PvP Roleplay Creativity Quests Minigames Farming Crafting Redstone Socializing

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1758
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

We are a story-driven, economy based SMP Minecraft server that focuses on a foundation of non-competitive and fun gameplay to hang out with or make new friends and connections.

play.guildstone.org

Whispering Streamers 1.21.1

#youtube, 1.21.1, 930835177, Company, content creators, Drama, Entertainment, Gaming Community, gossip, influencers, internet personalities, Live streaming, News, online gaming, OTK, Rumors, social media, Streamers, streaming, twitch, twitch streamers, video games, whispering

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6991
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Imagine a world where pigs fly, zombies breakdance, and creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals.

But wait, there’s more! This server has more mods and plugins than a squirrel has nuts. You want crazy adventures? We got ’em. You want epic battles? We got those too. You want to build a giant statue of Nicolas Cage? Well, why the heck not, we’re all about that here.

So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft weirder than a three-headed chicken wearing a tutu. You won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to awesomeness.

ChildhoodFriendGoneMIA

BETRAYAL, changing interests, childhood friend, ChildhoodFriendGoneMIA, communication breakdown, Conflict, drifting apart, Emotional distance, friendship, growing apart, hurt feelings, Jealousy, lack of effort, long-term grudge, lost connection, misunderstanding, Moving away, stopped talking, toxic relationship, trust issues, unresolved issues

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5860
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Love Letters Sent:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of your childhood friend stealing all your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never worry about your precious loot being swiped by your former BFF ever again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to prank unsuspecting players. So if you’re looking for some spooky thrills and a drama-free gaming experience, come join us today!

CraftyOilFears

Climb, commodities, CraftyOilFears, CRUDE OIL, Demand, Economy, Energy Markets, FEARS, geopolitical tensions, global trade, inflation, market volatility, Oil prices, OPEC, production, sanctions, stock market, supply disruption, trade war, uncertainty, US tariffs

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3956
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	243
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Alien Abductions:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

LOL GET ON DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT LIKE A CREEPER ON FIRE! JOIN US AND U WILL NEVER RUN OUT OF DIAMONDS, CUZ WE GOT A SECRET MINE THAT SPAWNS THEM LIKE CRAZY! ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR COWS GIVE MILKSHAKES INSTEAD OF MILK!

PLUS, OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A TOTAL PARTY ANIMAL WHO LOVES TO DANCE TO DISCO MUSIC! AND IF U JOIN NOW, U GET A FREE PET ZOMBIE THAT WILL DO YOUR BIDDING (AS LONG AS IT INVOLVES BRAINS)!

SO WHY WAIT? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE! OIL PRICES CLIMB AFTER US TARIFFS? WHO CARES WHEN U CAN HAVE THIS MUCH FUN!

Players:	100/900	Votes:	1730
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	20