Shut Up Teacher Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Behavior, child support, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consequences, discipline, DISRESPECTFUL, education, investigation, Late, Minecraft, overreacting, Parent, Police, Problem, School, Server, shut, shut up, STUDENT, Teacher

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your school life? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about your teacher’s questionable comments. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even the police are investigating it for being too lit. So come on, join us and let’s show those cops what real trouble looks like!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Void Gems Collected:	24
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PokeReturn

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon

PokeReturn is a Pixelmon Server that attempts to create relaxing kick-back gameplay anyone can enjoy. Offering custom programmed features, such as Pokemon Disguising, Free Gameplay earned Poke Healing, and more!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Emenbee Realms

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Towny

Emenbee Realms is back and better than ever! A revival of the classic Minecraft server, brought to you by members of the original staff! Supports version 1.7-1.20.1

Bedrock IP: geyser.mc-em.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

DragonCraftMC

Factions, Tekkit

Experience the Tekkit 2 Factions Server! Version: 1.2.1. Join now for an immersive gameplay with mods, alliances, and interspace intense battles. Come start your journey today!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ores Mined:	9559
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Magic Items Found:	5630

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

ScuffleMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

JAVA IP: ScuffleMC.net BEDROCK IP: ScuffleMC.net (Port: 25565)

ScuffleMC is the most popular Sky Gen Minecraft servers out there. Come explore multiple worlds or fight for glory in 1.8 PvP. Other features include events, economy, outlands, custom crates and custom items. Connect to the ScuffleMC server for an epic and rewarding Minecraft experience unlike any you’ve had before!

1.16 -> 1.19 are supported!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Farzy

Cross-Play, Survival

A brand new Survival experience! Play with one of the biggest Survival YouTuber’s Farzy, and join him on the friendliest Minecraft Survival Server out there!

Bedrock IP: bedrock.farzysmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Buildings Constructed:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

The Crown

Creative, Survival

Welcome to The Crown, a brand new Minecraft server that lets you immerse yourself in the life of nobility. Embark on exciting quests, build your own castle, and engage in epic battles against other players and mobs. As you progress through the ranks of nobility, you’ll gain power, prestige, and respect.

But The Crown is more than just a survival server. It’s a fully-realized medieval-inspired world, complete with stunning landscapes and awe-inspiring architecture. From the bustling market towns to the towering castles, there’s always something new to discover.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, The Crown has you covered. Take on deadly bosses, brave treacherous dungeons, and compete against other players in thrilling PvP battles.

But don’t worry, you’re not alone. The Crown has a friendly and welcoming community of players and staff who are always happy to help out. With a wide variety of jobs and ranks available, there’s a place for everyone here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at The Crown and start your journey to nobility today.

IP: thecrownmc.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	New Chunks Explored:	661274
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Noobcraft

MCMMO, Towny

Noobcraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that was created in 2011 by MunkyMan587 and Avarrianna. It started off as a small group of players and has grown to a thriving community. We focus on providing a fun and family friendly environment for our players. We have a great staff team and a fair list of rules that no one should find difficult to follow. We are a no griefing/stealing server and PvP only by consent! We now feature McMMO and Towny!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
New Chunks Explored:	776626	Magic Items Found:	1096

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

ExaliaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ExaliaMC!

Hello! I would like to introduce ExaliaMC that is looking for new players! Our aim here at ExaliaMC is to create a good community and we make sure that all our players have a good time and that they enjoy themselves.

We are currently looking for new staff members, discord staffs and more! Please check on our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/3ACsxTXCeb

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

FairNSquareMC

Cross-Play, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

FACTIONS AND PRISON Server Name: FairNSquareMC Website: http://fairnsquaremc.com/ IP: play.fairnsquaremc.com ((Default port)) Discord: https://discord.gg/Tt2FAE5Ejk Store: store.fairnsquaremc.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Elivius

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny

Elivius welcomes you! We offer a modded survival experience with an amazing growing community.

• Towny • Jobs • Quests • McMMO • Dungeons • Boss Battles • • Action Packed PVE • Player Economy • Minigames • Events • • Free Ranks • Custom Items • Custom World • And So Much More

Supports Versions 1.8.9+ IP: play.elivius.net JAVA ONLY

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Emeralds Found:	9497
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Equilibrium Survival

MCMMO, Survival

Equilibrium is a highly customized survival multiplayer experience that is packed with features you wondered how you ever lived without. With high quality design and custom enchants our experience beats all others. There is a welcoming active staff team and a friendly community. Once you play on ## you will not need another smp ever again.

We encourage all of our players to build community, play hard and fair to be the best minecrafter of all time. 🙂 Be it builds, mining, farms, shop owner, pvp’er, you can reach the top of the charts.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Minedoms

Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Towny

A brand new 1.19 Lifesteal SMP server with Custom Bosses, MCMMO, KotHs, Kits, and so much more!

To show our gratitude to our community, our server has various means of rewarding our players. For example, voting, which awards in game items/keys and vote points, which can be spent at the vote shop. We also have a battle pass that provides a multitude of loot for just playing!

To become a part of the Minedoms community and learn more about the server, join the discord!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Lands of Minearchy

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com

Our server has a twofold purpose: – Create a lasting and friendly community that brings people together. – Make sure that everyone has fun, whether they play a lot or not.

Minigames Parkour – The Lab – Quake – Prop Hunt – Splegg – Mini Walls – Temple Run – Block Party – TNT Lobbers – TNT Tag – TNT Run (and more!!) KitPvP Pick 9 of our custom-made kits and battle across 5 distinct maps! Vanilla Survival 1.20 Here you can enjoy the unmodded survival experience. Labyrinth (WIP) A mystical labyrinth, full of dangerous bosses, daring challenges and unsolved mysteries.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2610
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Void Gems Collected:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Suralt

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Suralt – Your Ultimate Minecraft Survival Experience! Dive into the immersive world of Suralt, where adventure knows no bounds! We offer a unique and exciting Minecraft survival server packed with a plethora of awesome features and plugins designed to enhance your gameplay.

Features: Custom Enchants: Unleash the power of custom enchantments to give your gear an edge in battles and exploration. Jobs and Skills: Choose your path and master various skills to earn in-game currency and unique abilities. Whether you’re a skilled miner or a master builder, Suralt rewards your expertise! Leaderboards: Climb to the top and showcase your skills on our leaderboards. Compete with friends and fellow players to earn your place among the best! Discord Integration: Stay connected with our community through Discord! Join discussions, participate in events, and never miss out on the latest server news. Ranks: Progress through our unique ranking system to unlock exciting perks, commands, and abilities. The more you play, the more you can achieve!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Enchantments Applied:	207	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Safe Haven

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Safe Haven is a community-based server with SMP, Creative, a few minigames, and more in development! We have friendly staff and an incredible community welcoming to all!

SMP: – No griefing – PVP toggleable – McMMO

Creative: – Rank system – Free Worldedit and VoxelSniper

We also have Hide and Seek and other community minigames! IP: safehavensmp.apexmc.co OR 172.240.174.132:25576 (1.20.1) We hope you have fun! -Safe Haven Community

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9113	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.