Shut Up Teacher Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Behavior, child support, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consequences, discipline, DISRESPECTFUL, education, investigation, Late, Minecraft, overreacting, Parent, Police, Problem, School, Server, shut, shut up, STUDENT, Teacher

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your school life? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about your teacher’s questionable comments. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even the police are investigating it for being too lit. So come on, join us and let’s show those cops what real trouble looks like!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Void Armor Forged:	26	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Grimwood

PvE, Roleplay, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to Grimwood! We are a whitelisted server that has rolled four previous SMPs into one complete community. Our goal is to continue garnering an awesome player base where we can all build and have fun together. Apply on Discord: dsc.gg/grimwood

If you are looking for a place to create new friendships and experiences, this is the server for you!

Our structure is primarily a vanilla server, though we do have some extra features to offer. The biggest of which being dungeons with custom mobs; these are meant to be taken on with a team (or solo if you’re up for a challenge!). As well as a player created market where you are able to buy and sell with others in Grimwood.

The Great War has ended, peace is in our grasps! Help rebuild Grimwood from the devastation of war. Beware though, peace isn’t fulfilled yet, Malichias is still around, and it is up to you to stop him…

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

AethraCraft

Survival

Start carving your journey at AethraCraft!

AethraCraft is a server built to provide an excellent quality gameplay experience to players. AethraCraft is a friendly environment with very active staffs to assist you and help you. Experience a no lag gameplay with our pre-generated world. Work your way up to the top by grinding with our economy plugin, jobs plugin, custom enchantments, rank system, mcmmo, claims and many more! It currently has survival gamemode with plans of expanding and offering more gamemodes in the future.

SERVER IP: ⇒ PLAY.AETHRACRAFT.COM STORE: ⇒ STORE.AETHRACRAFT.COM DISCORD: ⇒ DISCORD.AETHRACRAFT.COM

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dimension Hops:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PokeReturn

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon

PokeReturn is a Pixelmon Server that attempts to create relaxing kick-back gameplay anyone can enjoy. Offering custom programmed features, such as Pokemon Disguising, Free Gameplay earned Poke Healing, and more!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	72

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Emenbee Realms

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Towny

Emenbee Realms is back and better than ever! A revival of the classic Minecraft server, brought to you by members of the original staff! Supports version 1.7-1.20.1

Bedrock IP: geyser.mc-em.com

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

DragonCraftMC

Factions, Tekkit

Experience the Tekkit 2 Factions Server! Version: 1.2.1. Join now for an immersive gameplay with mods, alliances, and interspace intense battles. Come start your journey today!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Star Shards Collected:	73	Astral Projections Made:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Towns Built:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

ScuffleMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

JAVA IP: ScuffleMC.net BEDROCK IP: ScuffleMC.net (Port: 25565)

ScuffleMC is the most popular Sky Gen Minecraft servers out there. Come explore multiple worlds or fight for glory in 1.8 PvP. Other features include events, economy, outlands, custom crates and custom items. Connect to the ScuffleMC server for an epic and rewarding Minecraft experience unlike any you’ve had before!

1.16 -> 1.19 are supported!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Farzy

Cross-Play, Survival

A brand new Survival experience! Play with one of the biggest Survival YouTuber’s Farzy, and join him on the friendliest Minecraft Survival Server out there!

Bedrock IP: bedrock.farzysmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Emeralds Found:	5809
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

The Crown

Creative, Survival

Welcome to The Crown, a brand new Minecraft server that lets you immerse yourself in the life of nobility. Embark on exciting quests, build your own castle, and engage in epic battles against other players and mobs. As you progress through the ranks of nobility, you’ll gain power, prestige, and respect.

But The Crown is more than just a survival server. It’s a fully-realized medieval-inspired world, complete with stunning landscapes and awe-inspiring architecture. From the bustling market towns to the towering castles, there’s always something new to discover.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, The Crown has you covered. Take on deadly bosses, brave treacherous dungeons, and compete against other players in thrilling PvP battles.

But don’t worry, you’re not alone. The Crown has a friendly and welcoming community of players and staff who are always happy to help out. With a wide variety of jobs and ranks available, there’s a place for everyone here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at The Crown and start your journey to nobility today.

IP: thecrownmc.com

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1630
Villages Defended:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Noobcraft

MCMMO, Towny

Noobcraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that was created in 2011 by MunkyMan587 and Avarrianna. It started off as a small group of players and has grown to a thriving community. We focus on providing a fun and family friendly environment for our players. We have a great staff team and a fair list of rules that no one should find difficult to follow. We are a no griefing/stealing server and PvP only by consent! We now feature McMMO and Towny!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magic Items Found:	7728	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

ExaliaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ExaliaMC!

Hello! I would like to introduce ExaliaMC that is looking for new players! Our aim here at ExaliaMC is to create a good community and we make sure that all our players have a good time and that they enjoy themselves.

We are currently looking for new staff members, discord staffs and more! Please check on our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/3ACsxTXCeb

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

FairNSquareMC

Cross-Play, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

FACTIONS AND PRISON Server Name: FairNSquareMC Website: http://fairnsquaremc.com/ IP: play.fairnsquaremc.com ((Default port)) Discord: https://discord.gg/Tt2FAE5Ejk Store: store.fairnsquaremc.com

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Elivius

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny

Elivius welcomes you! We offer a modded survival experience with an amazing growing community.

• Towny • Jobs • Quests • McMMO • Dungeons • Boss Battles • • Action Packed PVE • Player Economy • Minigames • Events • • Free Ranks • Custom Items • Custom World • And So Much More

Supports Versions 1.8.9+ IP: play.elivius.net JAVA ONLY

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Farms Harvested:	843
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Equilibrium Survival

MCMMO, Survival

Equilibrium is a highly customized survival multiplayer experience that is packed with features you wondered how you ever lived without. With high quality design and custom enchants our experience beats all others. There is a welcoming active staff team and a friendly community. Once you play on ## you will not need another smp ever again.

We encourage all of our players to build community, play hard and fair to be the best minecrafter of all time. 🙂 Be it builds, mining, farms, shop owner, pvp’er, you can reach the top of the charts.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mines Excavated:	4541	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	25

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Minedoms

Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Towny

A brand new 1.19 Lifesteal SMP server with Custom Bosses, MCMMO, KotHs, Kits, and so much more!

To show our gratitude to our community, our server has various means of rewarding our players. For example, voting, which awards in game items/keys and vote points, which can be spent at the vote shop. We also have a battle pass that provides a multitude of loot for just playing!

To become a part of the Minedoms community and learn more about the server, join the discord!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Lands of Minearchy

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com

Our server has a twofold purpose: – Create a lasting and friendly community that brings people together. – Make sure that everyone has fun, whether they play a lot or not.

Minigames Parkour – The Lab – Quake – Prop Hunt – Splegg – Mini Walls – Temple Run – Block Party – TNT Lobbers – TNT Tag – TNT Run (and more!!) KitPvP Pick 9 of our custom-made kits and battle across 5 distinct maps! Vanilla Survival 1.20 Here you can enjoy the unmodded survival experience. Labyrinth (WIP) A mystical labyrinth, full of dangerous bosses, daring challenges and unsolved mysteries.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	588	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!