Shut Up Teacher Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Behavior, child support, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consequences, discipline, DISRESPECTFUL, education, investigation, Late, Minecraft, overreacting, Parent, Police, Problem, School, Server, shut, shut up, STUDENT, Teacher

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your school life? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about your teacher’s questionable comments. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even the police are investigating it for being too lit. So come on, join us and let’s show those cops what real trouble looks like!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5337	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Classic Realms

Economy, Survival

Classic Realms is a Minecraft survival server which strives to bring back the old classic survival experience, cutting out the nonsense from modern day servers. If you’re looking for a fun, non p2w server! Classic Realms is your best bet!Connect using bedrock with the ip: bedrock.classicrealms.net and the port 8188

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Potions Brewed:	113	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SkeletoSMP

Mini Games, Survival

Best survival SMP u can find . Very good staff and players friendly server everyone will be helpful join us and have fun !!!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77
Secret Passages Found:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Crops Grown:	4034	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Villages Defended:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Zombie Dances:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Zombie Dances:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Zombie Dances:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	117

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	427	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2491	Void Gems Collected:	28
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2719
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	585
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Villages Defended:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Love Letters Sent:	20
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.