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| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 9723 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 979282 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 19 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like taking a trip on some psychedelic psilocybin, but without the risk of getting arrested by the Minecraft police, ya feel me? This server is like a happy pill for your soul, boosting your mood and making you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss, but you’ll also experience greater improvements in social skills. You’ll be making friends left and right, forming alliances, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.
And get this, dude, your sex drive won’t be affected at all! You’ll still be able to flirt with that cute Enderman or seduce that sassy villager without any worries. So come on, join this server and let the good times roll! Who needs antidepressants when you’ve got Minecraft, am I right?
