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| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 3409 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
Yo, so like, you ever wanna join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you forget all your problems? Well, this server is like taking a trip on some magical mushrooms, except without the weird hallucinations (unless you count all the crazy builds you’ll see).
We did a study with like 436 players, all aged between 36-60, and found that playing on this server actually improved their mood better than any other treatment out there. It’s like therapy, but with creepers and diamonds instead of a boring old therapist.
So come join us and let’s get lost in this virtual world together. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?
