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Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 7560 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! We have weekly dance parties at the village square, where everyone busts out their best Fortnite dances. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena in the corner. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes, no strings attached. Like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of this insanity?
So, if you wanna join the most epic, craziest, off-the-walls Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the secret invite code. Just make sure to shower at least once a week, cuz nobody likes a stinky Steve, amirite? Let’s do this, broskis!