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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 1740 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 86 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Magic Items Found: | 8647 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 9204 |
But wait, there’s more! We have weekly dance parties at the village square, where everyone busts out their best Fortnite dances. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena in the corner. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes, no strings attached. Like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of this insanity?
So, if you wanna join the most epic, craziest, off-the-walls Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the secret invite code. Just make sure to shower at least once a week, cuz nobody likes a stinky Steve, amirite? Let’s do this, broskis!