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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 6193 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
Votes: | 6121 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9878 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! We have weekly dance parties at the village square, where everyone busts out their best Fortnite dances. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena in the corner. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes, no strings attached. Like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of this insanity?
So, if you wanna join the most epic, craziest, off-the-walls Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the secret invite code. Just make sure to shower at least once a week, cuz nobody likes a stinky Steve, amirite? Let’s do this, broskis!