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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 9421 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Potions Brewed: | 155 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball.
So why waste your time on other servers when you could be cruising around in a Lincoln Town Car, picking up virtual chicks and living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your life!