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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 6729 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 31 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Shota Slayer”, a mysterious player who has tamed the most ferocious mobs and turned them into adorable pets. Rumor has it that the Shota Slayer once rode a baby zombie into battle, wielding a diamond sword made from the tears of griefers.
So why join our server? Because where else can you witness a love affair between a female vidya character and a little boy? Who needs reality when you can have all this insanity in Minecraft? Join us and let your imagination run wild!