ShortyCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Easy Peasy Minecraft Squeezy

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is too easy? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We only have one mode – and that’s ULTRA HARD MODE!

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Your only hope for survival is to build a fortress out of exploding TNT blocks and ride a pig into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rare and elusive Unicorn Pig – a majestic creature that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams from its eyes. Ride one of these beauties into battle and you’ll be unstoppable!

So why settle for easy mode when you can join our server and experience the most insane and ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life? Join us now and prepare for the ultimate challenge – if you dare!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Divine Spears Created:	27
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

GrugCraft: Where Even Cavemen Support Israel!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where pigs fly, literally! That’s right, our pigs have grown wings and are soaring through the sky, ready to take you on epic adventures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who are experts at giving out loot. Just be careful not to anger them, or they might spit diamonds at you!

And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to our haunted mansion where the ghosts of creepers past roam the halls. But don’t worry, they’re actually pretty friendly once you get to know them.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mines Excavated:	3852

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

BlockyBagelCraft – Serving up Minecraft fun with a side of memes! #5136

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to participate in the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council event, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of ramen shops to uncover the ultimate noodle recipe. Trust us, it’s a lot harder than it sounds!

But that’s not all – we also have the Grand Assault: Gregorius (Indoors) event, where you’ll have to battle heavy armor-wearing mobs in a dance-off to prove your dominance. Who knew armor could be so stylish?

And let’s not forget about the Total Assault: Binah (Urban) event, where you’ll have to navigate through a bustling city while avoiding rogue hot spring enthusiasts. Can you make it to the finish line without getting splashed?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Crafty Booze Blockers: Where Minecraft meets Happy Hour!

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Are you tired of getting strange looks when you try to buy alcohol in real life? Well, fear no more! Join our Minecraft server where you can buy all the virtual alcohol you want without any judgment from cashiers! Our virtual bartenders will even give you a virtual high five for being so cool. So come on down and get drunk on pixels, because why not?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Minecraft Madness: Tsuki’s Isekai Adventure

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Are you tired of getting wrecked in PvP battles on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret training ground where players can spar with legendary warriors like Chuck Norris and John Wick to hone their combat skills. Join us and show off your newfound skills by taking on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Trust us, it’s totally doable. So come on over and prove that you’ve got what it takes to be the ultimate PvP champion!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	187
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MineCrafty Writers – Gemstone Galore – LOL Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take fanfiction to a whole new level! Imagine building your own world where VTubers come to life and embark on epic adventures. From greentext shitposts to steamy smut, we’ve got it all covered in our archive of three years worth of stories.

But wait, there’s more! Join us and you’ll get to witness the legendary battle of the lesbian correcting, where grammar warriors fight for the ultimate victory. Or how about exploring the ethics of slavery in a virtual world where anything is possible?

And let’s not forget about the gem gf quest, where you can woo your very own gemstone girlfriend and rule the Minecraft universe together. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of VTuber fanfiction madness and let your imagination run wild!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Crafty Crysis Crew: Building Blocks Better Than Graphics! Join Us for LOLs & Blocks Galore!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you spawn in a world where every block is made of diamond and the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Not convinced yet? How about this: our server has a secret underground city filled with talking cows who will trade you enchanted golden apples for your dirt blocks. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you see our custom mini-game where you ride pigs through a maze of lava while wearing a chicken suit. So why play Crysis Remastered when you could be having the time of your life on our insane Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Farms Harvested:	600	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Patriotic Pixel Pals Minecraft Server: Where we bleed Red, White, and Green…and pixels!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our flag has been through more drama than a reality TV show! Our flag is the mother of the Aryan race and is as stable and strong as a god (literally, it once bench-pressed a mountain).

Our Beautiful Lion and The Sun are not just decorations, they are legit guards of the server. They’ve seen some stuff during the Time of the War, let me tell ya. This isn’t just a little story, it’s a saga of epic proportions.

Join our server and be a part of the Aryan race’s legacy. Our strength is unmatched, and we will stand firm like the sun until the end of time. If you respect Iran, you’ll have love in your heart for the nation. But if you don’t, well, let’s just say things might get a little shallow for you.

So come on over and join us for some Minecraft fun, where our flag is more than just a flag, it’s a symbol of power and resilience. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server with a lion that can roar louder than a creeper explosion?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Tarrare’s Tinder: Minecraft Edition

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to date a female reincarnation of Tarrare, the legendary French glutton who could eat an entire cow in one sitting. Imagine the romantic dinners you could have together, feasting on endless amounts of food while discussing the finer points of gastronomy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers of Minecraftia?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftyMemesMC: ‘/2mw/’ – Where laughter and blocks collide in epic adventures!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a Hololive EN 3rd Gen stream? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual party hosted by Shiori Novella herself, complete with crazy adventures and epic quests. Join us for weekly events where you can battle dragons, build giant statues of your favorite VTubers, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures (or just get lost in a cave for hours, we won’t judge). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	9949	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Crafty F*ckery: The Server of Questionable Decisions

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn faster than a sleepy cat? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant you unlimited diamonds and make you the coolest kid on the block. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a gang of evil bunnies with laser eyes and a taste for player tears.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our resident boss, a giant chicken named Cluckzilla who breathes fire and has an army of zombie pigmen at his command. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a magical feather that lets you fly like a majestic unicorn (but with feathers instead of rainbows).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Get your groove on and show off your best moves to earn exclusive disco-themed loot that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most WTF Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Creepers Anonymous: Where Mondays are Banned!

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Tired of being a wageslave in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the grind of everyday life! Our server is filled with endless adventures, crazy mini-games, and even a secret underground society of llama warriors who will fight by your side. Say goodbye to the 9-5 grind and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join now and start living your best blocky life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	381
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Ye Olde MineCraftery: Where Wagies Become Warriors!

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds like a peasant on other servers? Well, on our server, we have a time machine that transports you back to the 1800s where you can live out your wildest wagie dreams! Work in the coal mines, build railroads, and dodge dysentery like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, we have a special event where you can duel other players with pickaxes for ultimate bragging rights. Join now for a historical Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Crafty Cows & Creepers

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding pigs and flying llamas!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground city where players can trade with talking villagers who have a penchant for wearing top hats and monocles. And every full moon, a magical portal opens up that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magic Items Found:	1860	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Brits Gone Wild

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Welcome to the coolest Minecraft server around – ice drink edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground ice cave filled with rare diamonds and emeralds. But here’s the catch – the only way to access this cave is by riding a polar bear wearing sunglasses while drinking a slushie made of pure ice blocks. Crazy, right?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ice Queen, who will challenge you to a snowball fight for the chance to win a magical ice scepter that shoots frosty blasts at your enemies. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that epic battle!

So come join us on ice drink edition and experience the frosty fun for yourself. Who knows what icy adventures await you in this frozen wonderland of a Minecraft server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Enchantments Applied:	255