We got more diamonds than your mom’s jewelry box and more creepers than your uncle’s weird basement.
Join us if you wanna build a house bigger than your ego and mine for resources like you’re trying to find a date on Tinder.
No wife, no problem – just craft, build, and survive with us in this crazy world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?).
So come on, join us and let’s make this Minecraft server the best thing since sliced bread (or at least since that time you accidentally set your house on fire in-game).
Our server is so chaotic, it’ll make you question if you’re dealing with a kid scamming for Robux or a creeper blowing up your base. But don’t worry, we’ve got medication for that – just like how she’s on meds for bipolar disorder.
Join us for a visit that’s more dramatic than a family feud over who gets the last diamond in the mines. And just like how her dad defends her behavior, we’ll defend your right to have a good time on our server.
So come on over and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about parenting – or at least how to deal with a scammer queen in the making!
our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. we have a secret underground base where herobrine likes to hang out and tell ghost stories to the endermen.
if you join our server, you might even find the legendary notch himself, crafting new updates and trolling the griefers. so grab your pickaxe and saddle up your pig, because this server is about to blow your mind like a creeper in a minefield.
if you join our server, you will be blessed by the magical unicorn who will grant you three wishes. but be careful, one of those wishes will always backfire and turn you into a block of cheese for a day.
we have a maze made entirely out of diamonds and if you make it to the end, you will be greeted by a talking potato who will give you the secret code to unlock unlimited diamonds.
come join us and experience the chaos and madness that is our minecraft server. but beware, someone will cut in front of you in line at least once in your life.