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NoHomophobeNoHome
So, like, you know how Minecraft can be a real rollercoaster of emotions, right? Well, imagine if your Minecraft buddy, let’s call her Lexie, gets kicked out of her virtual house because her virtual mom doesn’t like her virtual hair! Like, what even?! And then she’s crying in the virtual chat, saying she’s a virtual disappointment and being called names by her virtual mom. It’s like a virtual soap opera, I swear.But here’s the kicker – Lexie asks if she can crash at your virtual place, and you’re like, “Nah, sorry, my virtual mom and sister wouldn’t be cool with it.” I mean, come on, it’s Minecraft, not a virtual homeless shelter! And then you’re feeling all guilty about it, like, should I have let her build a virtual bed in my virtual basement? Girl, you gotta prioritize your virtual space, am I right?
But don’t worry, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for drama queens like Lexie. Join us for a wild ride of virtual adventures, where you can build friendships, create drama, and maybe even get kicked out of your virtual house for having the wrong virtual hairstyle. It’s all in good fun, right? So come on over and let’s make some virtual memories together!
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GOP Hypocrisy: Spendthrifts or Scrooges?
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all they do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and witness the chaos as we build a giant statue of a dancing llama made entirely out of diamonds and emeralds.But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman Army, led by General Baconator. Join forces with these fearless warriors as they battle against the evil Chicken Empire in epic PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the Nether where you can ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting fireballs at your enemies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!
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CraftyZelenskyy vs Trump
so, like, you know how trump is all like, “hey ukraine, i’m gonna mess with you”? well, trudeau is all like, “bro, we got your back, ukraine! we’ll fight with you!”join our minecraft server, where we fight for justice and stand up to bullies like trump. build your own epic base and defend it against evil forces. team up with other players to take down the bad guys and protect the innocent.
plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. rumor has it, if you find the hidden lever, you’ll gain superpowers and become the ultimate warrior.
so come join us, where the battles are fierce and the friendships are strong. together, we’ll show trump that kindness and unity always win in the end. #teamtrudeau #justiceforukraine
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Core Helium Craze
LOL come join our server where we have HELIUM in the EARTH’S CORE! 😂 Researchers found out that helium can bond with iron under high pressure, so now our Minecraft world is filled with this crazy gas! Who knew the Earth’s core could be so wacky? 😜 Challenge your friends to see who can find the most helium and become the ultimate helium miner! Join now and be a part of this INSANE discovery! 🌍🎈 #MinecraftMadness #HeliumHavoc #JoinTheFun -
Mcoasis
This server is specifically made to hold unique Minecraft events! (Java Only)
In the Minecraft Oasis Discord Server, we consistently hold a variety of Minecraft events, involving a large number of players. Some of these events include Civilizations, Competitions, experiments, minigames, and more! Once in a while, we will even have prizes for the winners. Our server is only open during event times, so if you wish to participate in our events, join our Discord Server! We look forward to seeing you!
play.mcoasis.net