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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 1779 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Our server is so lit that it can actually improve your eyesight while you play. We have magical potions that will make you see in 20/20 vision, no joke! Plus, our virtual world is so immersive that you’ll forget all about your real-life vision problems.
And get this, living in a city or East Asia actually makes you more likely to become a Minecraft pro on our server. It’s like the universe is telling you to join us! And if you’re a female, well, you’re basically destined to dominate on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make your shortsightedness a thing of the past. See you in the game, future Minecraft champ!