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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 5530 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Star Shards Collected: | 61 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 13 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 |
Our server is so lit that it can actually improve your eyesight while you play. We have magical potions that will make you see in 20/20 vision, no joke! Plus, our virtual world is so immersive that you’ll forget all about your real-life vision problems.
And get this, living in a city or East Asia actually makes you more likely to become a Minecraft pro on our server. It’s like the universe is telling you to join us! And if you’re a female, well, you’re basically destined to dominate on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make your shortsightedness a thing of the past. See you in the game, future Minecraft champ!