Shorty City Craft

2050, 5 million, 50 countries, children, city, Craft, east asia, EyeSight, Factors, Female Gender, gender differences, global health, INCREASE, myopia, prevalence, research, shortsighted, shorty, study, teens, urban living, vision

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6788
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being shortsighted in real life? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to your shortsightedness forever!

Our server is so lit that it can actually improve your eyesight while you play. We have magical potions that will make you see in 20/20 vision, no joke! Plus, our virtual world is so immersive that you’ll forget all about your real-life vision problems.

And get this, living in a city or East Asia actually makes you more likely to become a Minecraft pro on our server. It’s like the universe is telling you to join us! And if you’re a female, well, you’re basically destined to dominate on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make your shortsightedness a thing of the past. See you in the game, future Minecraft champ!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7744
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Animals Bred:	65
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	38

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9136
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Crops Grown:	6617
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2627
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4095
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5531
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3961
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	1575	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9584
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1049
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	562278
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3427
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8483
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Magic Items Found:	5944	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7030
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	301
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Farms Harvested:	610	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	378
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Alien Abductions:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7389
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Enchantments Applied:	51	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	107

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5340
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Animals Bred:	96
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6467
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Zombie Dances:	1	New Chunks Explored:	405717
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1789
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Love Letters Sent:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever