Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our crazy SMP where the currency is actually short shorts worth $70,000 each! Why, you ask? Because our server is run by a group of fashion-obsessed pandas who only accept payment in the form of trendy clothing items.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor guarded by a pack of dancing llamas.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, join our server today and get ready for some seriously silly shenanigans!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Mines Excavated: 2883

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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