Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our crazy SMP where the currency is actually short shorts worth $70,000 each! Why, you ask? Because our server is run by a group of fashion-obsessed pandas who only accept payment in the form of trendy clothing items.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor guarded by a pack of dancing llamas.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, join our server today and get ready for some seriously silly shenanigans!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 New Chunks Explored: 620441
Living Statues Befriended: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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