Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our crazy SMP where the currency is actually short shorts worth $70,000 each! Why, you ask? Because our server is run by a group of fashion-obsessed pandas who only accept payment in the form of trendy clothing items.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor guarded by a pack of dancing llamas.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, join our server today and get ready for some seriously silly shenanigans!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Astral Projections Made: 2
Battle Standards Raised: 13 Wilderness Tamed: 19
Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

New Minecraft Server
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