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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 1022 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 10 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4004 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Treasure Pig, a rare mob that drops emeralds like it’s nobody’s business. Rumor has it that if you befriend the Treasure Pig, it will lead you to a secret vault filled with enchanted gear and golden apples galore.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether and visit our resident lava llama, Larry? He’s a bit of a hothead, but he’s got a heart of gold (or maybe obsidian, who knows). Larry loves to challenge players to parkour races across pools of lava, with the winner taking home a chest full of rare loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and start stacking those virtual Benjamins like there’s no tomorrow. Who needs real-life financial advice when you’ve got a virtual empire to build?