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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 6595 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Void Gems Collected: | 35 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 26 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 |
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Treasure Pig, a rare mob that drops emeralds like it’s nobody’s business. Rumor has it that if you befriend the Treasure Pig, it will lead you to a secret vault filled with enchanted gear and golden apples galore.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether and visit our resident lava llama, Larry? He’s a bit of a hothead, but he’s got a heart of gold (or maybe obsidian, who knows). Larry loves to challenge players to parkour races across pools of lava, with the winner taking home a chest full of rare loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and start stacking those virtual Benjamins like there’s no tomorrow. Who needs real-life financial advice when you’ve got a virtual empire to build?