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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 3172 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
Emeralds Found: | 2538 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
Join us and experience the thrill of shooting little girls… in Minecraft, of course! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun because they’re actually aliens in disguise. And trust us, they were the most suspicious ones because they weren’t chimping out like the others.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with wacky storylines and outrageous moments, then come join our server and see what all the chaos is about. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the alien invasion in our world!