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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 4157 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9502 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 42 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with Twitch streams, ASMR videos, and even a Ribbon Cage match or two. And if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of Otis, our trusty manager who keeps things running smoothly (most of the time).
But beware, our Twitter feeds are a rollercoaster of emotions, with Menhera drama and shadowchama shenanigans galore. And don’t forget to check out our schedule, coming soon™ to a screen near you.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us on the craziest Minecraft server this side of the digital realm. Just remember to follow the rules, ignore the trolls, and most importantly, have a blast! See you in the game, lovelies!