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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 8529 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 194 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Mines Excavated: | 2935 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7950 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with Twitch streams, ASMR videos, and even a Ribbon Cage match or two. And if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of Otis, our trusty manager who keeps things running smoothly (most of the time).
But beware, our Twitter feeds are a rollercoaster of emotions, with Menhera drama and shadowchama shenanigans galore. And don’t forget to check out our schedule, coming soon™ to a screen near you.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us on the craziest Minecraft server this side of the digital realm. Just remember to follow the rules, ignore the trolls, and most importantly, have a blast! See you in the game, lovelies!